Stupid bairns names



I find it very difficult to contain my distain when someone tells me they've given their bairn a ridiculous name.

The thing is it's usually people with decent names. What exactly are they trying to achieve?
 
Well our bairn will make lots of cups of tea, and have a doll which suffers constant health problems...

Sure this will attract plenty of grief but tough, we love it
 
I've seen it, I didn't make it up, it may not be a "legal" name, it might be an American child.

What about Harper Seven Beckham
or something Like Ernie Smith IV
K-eight

Seven is a word, not a digit. I probably should have been clearer.

I'm fairly sure the IV is just a suffix that isn't on official records.

It might be possible in the USA, certainly isn't over here.
 
We like Charlotte for our girl due in Dec....Bethany and Jessica also on the shortlist with a a couple of others....

Not mad on Bethany. Nothing wrong with it, I just don't really like it. My brothers lass is called Jessica so I can't see that happening.

My lass likes Libby. I'm not mad about it, but I don't not like it enough to think of another name. Best thing I find is don't try to think of any. We'll probably just hear 'the one' some day.
 

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