Stupid bairns names

Discussion in 'SMB' started by BiffaBeercan, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. yyy

    yyy Striker

    I note the first one has reference to the US Army developing a school shooting simulator in the scrolling headlines at the bottom of the screen.

    Then again, it is Russia Today reporting it.
     
  2. Fletch

    Fletch Striker

    thats just lazy ;)

    same as , nobodys gonna mess with Clint
     
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  3. I went to uni with Hunter Common.
     
  4. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Imagine if they got The Clap. That would be a nickname they'd never shake off
     
  5. Beaker

    Beaker Winger

    Some wally off here has called his bairn Heidi.
     
  6. Jack Wolforskin

    Jack Wolforskin Midfield

    Lad across the road called his dog Alan.:eek:
     
  7. Chesterladmackem

    Chesterladmackem Central Defender

    My neighbour called hers Brian.
     
  8. Dagzd1973

    Dagzd1973 Midfield

    Better than Fenton :D

     
  9. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Hoofing this one back up to the top...

    It was brought to my attention that Bear Grylls (already a bad start), has named his son.... Huckleberry.

    What a tool
     
  10. Should have called him "Bacon";)
     
  11. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    I think George Foreman Grylls has a nice sizzle to it
     
  12. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Turned out nice again!
     
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  13. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    My Sons called Leo. :oops:. It's apparently because its a normal florentine name in Italy, but over here he's going to get bullied to fuck for being a Ninja Turtle.
     
  14. bryc1

    bryc1 Striker

    Your surname isnt White is it marra? :)
     
  15. Or George Forman.

    Saw a cafe named "Chantells cafe" just the other day. Imagine shouting that down the concourse at the SOL waiting in the pint queue.
     

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