Proof that McDonalds staff are thick as mince...

[The Lonious Monk]

McDonalds gets an unfair rap with order issues imo. Go to a “proper” restaurant and they make plenty of mistakes with a tiny fraction of the overall orders. I’m convinced people who kick off in McDonalds wouldn’t do it in a proper restaurant, basically bullying because the staff are young / bottom of the food chain people.

^McDonald's manager

 

[ultracult]

So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a f***ing cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!

So, you feed your bairn on McDonalds food but you are the one calling the staff thick???







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie

 

[Ashley In!!]

This poem doesn't even rhyme.

Assumed the OP was Lee Ryder.

 

[Billericay Dichio]

Taking a child to McDonalds is tantamount to child abuse.

 

[Motor City Cobra]

^McDonald's manager

^
Predictable

 

[Discopants91]

Hold the phone. Cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard on a bun. Damn, I was going to make fun of that but now that I've written it down, it actually doesn't sound that bad. Fuck. I hate it when I waste a post.

Selling the veggie dream there mind.

 

[PinzaC55]

I think the lad was actually taking the piss out of you marra. I would have given you a cheeseburget with no bun.

 

[Doberman]

This. Can't stand fussy eaters.

not wanting onions on your burger is hardly a fussy eater ffs.

 

[jubblies]

Should've rubbed his nose in it and reminded him there's starving bairns in Africa.

Broken Britain

 

[girojim]

Asking for a Coke north of Yorkshire is a nightmare, don’t bother

You what??

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Your fault anyway, he asked for a cheeseburger without sauce or onions, you asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on. Can’t even pass on a simple f***ing message, what chance does the kid have in life with you as a role model?

 

[nyron4england]

not wanting onions on your burger is hardly a fussy eater ffs.

No onions,no sauce, just burger and cheese. Pretty fussy tbh

 

[The Lonious Monk]

^
Predictable

You just mad because I beat you the punch, bitch

Selling the veggie dream there mind.

Dum dum dum dah dah I'm lovin' it

 

[Deleted member 27423]

It’s very rarely I ever go to McDonalds but every single time I’ve been to the Roker one over the years they’ve fucked the order up.

Its a great place for kids to learn to cope with..pressure( busy) a minority of awkward customers who expect a lot , working as a team, shiftwork.Fair play to anyone who at 17 can deal with that with a smile on their face while getting very little in return.

 

[Motor City Cobra]

bitch

it

f***ing hell......what a thread.

 

[Doberman]

No onions,no sauce, just burger and cheese. Pretty fussy tbh

Why would anyone order a burger with onions if they don't like onions?

fwiw I love onions but swap onions for gerkins and I'd be asking for a cheeseburger with no gerkins.

 

[mini-x2]

Its a great place for kids to learn to cope with..pressure( busy) a minority of awkward customers who expect a lot , working as a team, shiftwork.Fair play to anyone who at 17 can deal with that with a smile on their face while getting very little in return.

To be fair I’ve only ever usually asked for a plain burger with nowt on for the bairn and if they can fuck that up then they’ve got no hope.

 

[Deleted member 27423]

To be fair I’ve only ever usually asked for a plain burger with nowt on for the bairn and if they can fuck that up then they’ve got no hope.

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[The Lonious Monk]

f***ing hell......what a thread.

I'm lov… ah, never mind.

 

[AlpineExile]

If you really want to confuse them ask for a cheese burger with nee cheese.

Not sure about that. Have you forgotten what almost happened to them in Animorphs when they ordered that?