Proof that McDonalds staff are thick as mince...

Get Into Em

Central Defender
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
One of my mates' order is a Double Cheeserburger with nothing on (including no cheese) so I can half understand the confusion here.
 

safccfas

Midfield
Plain double cheeseburgers are the boy.

The trouble with the touch screens is they only accept card so any old fogie who only carries cash needs to go to the counter and verbally convey their order leading to shit like the OP messing up his words and that
To be fair that’s what i did but only had cash on me :D

You can still use the touch screens, do your thing, print off your receipt and pay at the counter.

WTF can you? I didn’t know that.
Maybe I’m the thick one !!

One of my mates' order is a Double Cheeserburger with nothing on (including no cheese) so I can half understand the confusion here.
Surely to god you just ask for a double burger ?????
 
Surely to god you just ask for a double burger ?????
good old ask a stupid question, get offended by a stupid answer :lol:

very simple. if you want stuff taking off, identify them specifically. don't say plain, because its open to interpretation.

99 times out of 100, people that complain about mcdonalds staff are generally morons/knuckledraggers themselves and need someone to bully to make themselves feel better.
 

Get Into Em

Central Defender
Surely to god you just ask for a double burger ?????
He'd be making up an order in that case. I'm sure on the new automatic machines they have to place your order yourself they don't have 'double burger' so you've got to manually remove everything you don't want, thus resulting in a 'Plain Double Cheeseburger with nothing on'.
 

fyl2u

Striker
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
My missus just went to our local drive-thru to order a Big Tasty meal with no onions on the BT, and a Big Tasty With Bacon meal with no salad on the BTWB.

What did we receive?

A Big Tasty meal with loads of onions on the BT.
A Big Tasty With Bacon meal with "just cheese and sauce" on the BTWB and NO FUCKIN' BACON :evil:

Guess which one was mine anarl.

Instantly thought of this thread.
 
i find the way people talk to them down here is a complete disgrace. Its usually people thick as a brick trying to lord it over someone they perceive to be beneath them.

the irony being that the mcds workers are usually students or young kids working their way up to a career, whilst those barking orders and being obnoxious are heading for a life on the rock and roll.
No one should be spoken to the way some arseholes speak to those kids . They don't deserve it, they don't need it . Just like tose doing the slagging off don't need a sign round their necks saying arsehole .

I actually agree tbh. People tend to come across all superior when dealing with McDonald’s staff which is pretty pathetic really
Anar, it's a bun full of mince ffs .

I really don't like people calling other people thick. Some people are more gifted than others and luckier to have a better education. No one knows what others have to endure in childhood which may effect them in later life.
Thick people are always calling other people thick . Maybe it's 'cos they have a small vocabulary or a small cock . They do it on here all the time . Thick cumts .

Another grammar expert at 9am
Subs bench mag.
Fuck off son.
Mag ? Grammar ? Haway man .

I think McDonald’s staff are pretty good, often very polite and helpful. Counter staff and cleaners.

Like I said earlier, they process a vast amount of orders compared to any other restaurant, in terms of % cock ups vs orders i wouldn’t be surprised if they are relatively accurate. “Proper” restaurants make mistakes pretty often and as a % of orders I wouldn’t be surprised if they are worse. No airs and graces either unlike some of the tossers who work in coffee shops and restaurants.
I know the sort of tosser you mean The sort who look down their spotty nose at you while thinking " Ugh! This old man thinks I'm a barrister wanker when really I'm a fine arts wanker. Ugh !"
 
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Its a great place for kids to learn to cope with..pressure( busy) a minority of awkward customers who expect a lot , working as a team, shiftwork.Fair play to anyone who at 17 can deal with that with a smile on their face while getting very little in return.

Thanks for that post, my son worked at the Arnison centre one from when he was sixteen, till he went away to university he ended up practically running the place, loved the late shifts too, so volunteered for those a lot. He used to have to cash up and clean the machines and organise that litter pick thing they do. I can honestly say he proved himself to be a bloody hard worker.
 

rey mysterio

Midfield
That’s the only McDonald’s where I’ve been so utterly fucked off with the service and product that I’ve actually sent an email to complain. I’m lazy as fuck so it takes a real problem to get me complaining, and I’ve worked in food and beverage before so I usually just put it down to a bad day and let them get on with it. Ironically, they’re so bad at customer service that they didn’t even respond to my complaint.
I agree

After we beat Chelsea 3-2 I was quite well oiled and we went in there. I offered to give the lass a tip. She said company policy prohibited her from accepting this. When I said go on just take it, the gaffer “George” who looked about twelve appeared from out of nowhere and told me to leave as this was company policy not to accept tips. I was going to pelt my burger at him and his lovely white shirt but walked out.

Ended up sticking me head through the drive through window and telling George I was going to get him sacked, exchanged profanities then told his staff to rise up against him and revolt.

Not one of my finest moments. All this for a pund tip.
 

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