Proof that McDonalds staff are thick as mince...



Order often gets fucked up or misheard.

Cheeseburger no pickles often comes back with pickles.

Had a proper arsey one at the drive-thru when I asked for their bacon sandwich breakfast meal, they replied with “we don’t do that but we do a bacon roll” :lol:

Asking for a Coke north of Yorkshire is a nightmare, don’t bother
 
McDonalds gets an unfair rap with order issues imo. Go to a “proper” restaurant and they make plenty of mistakes with a tiny fraction of the overall orders. I’m convinced people who kick off in McDonalds wouldn’t do it in a proper restaurant, basically bullying because the staff are young / bottom of the food chain people.

Not sure a restaurant would fail to put cheese on a cheeseburger if someone asked for a plain cheeseburger like

Fuck me!

I thought the whole snowflake thing was some kind of myth.

Clearly not....

Don’t get annoyed. I wasn’t. I thought it was funny.
 
Order often gets fucked up or misheard.

Cheeseburger no pickles often comes back with pickles.

Had a proper arsey one at the drive-thru when I asked for their bacon sandwich breakfast meal, they replied with “we don’t do that but we do a bacon roll” :lol:

Asking for a Coke north of Yorkshire is a nightmare, don’t bother

Can you expand on this bit please ????
 
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a f***ing cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie

Your fault anyway, he asked for a cheeseburger without sauce or onions, you asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on. Can’t even pass on a simple f***ing message, what chance does the kid have in life with you as a role model?
 
Your fault anyway, he asked for a cheeseburger without sauce or onions, you asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on. Can’t even pass on a simple f***ing message, what chance does the kid have in life with you as a role model?

Ha. That’s made me chuckle :lol::lol:
 
bairn used to get a cheeseburger without the burger when she was a veggie.......still cost the same n'all
Hold the phone. Cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard on a bun. Damn, I was going to make fun of that but now that I've written it down, it actually doesn't sound that bad. Fuck. I hate it when I waste a post.
 

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