Proof that McDonalds staff are thick as mince...

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safccfas, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. safccfas

    safccfas Midfield

    So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
    He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
    I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
    Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
    Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
    Dad, Dad ... what son.
    My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
    I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
    His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
    correct mate.. but where the cheese?
    You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
    FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
    The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
    His boss had to come over and re do the order.
    I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!

    I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
  2. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    It’s very rarely I ever go to McDonalds but every single time I’ve been to the Roker one over the years they’ve fucked the order up.
  3. WildTurkey

    WildTurkey Midfield

    Is this post deliberately ironic?
  4. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Should just slap a tenner on the counter and say "surprise me".
  5. lurker

    lurker Striker

    Tell your son to man the fuck up next time
    Macho, Buzzcock, Get Into Em and 37 others like this.
  6. safccfas

    safccfas Midfield

    To be fair I thought he had a genuine gripe with what he received :lol::lol:
  7. girojim

    girojim Striker

    what a rollercoaster ride that was, still I love a happy ending
  8. Pop

    Pop Striker

    If you really want to confuse them ask for a cheese burger with nee cheese.
  9. jedi_toaster

    jedi_toaster Winger

    That’s the only McDonald’s where I’ve been so utterly fucked off with the service and product that I’ve actually sent an email to complain. I’m lazy as fuck so it takes a real problem to get me complaining, and I’ve worked in food and beverage before so I usually just put it down to a bad day and let them get on with it. Ironically, they’re so bad at customer service that they didn’t even respond to my complaint.
  10. Summer Bee

    Summer Bee Midfield

    10/10 will read again
  11. This poem doesn't even rhyme.
    Jgrainger, silas80, MrB and 6 others like this.
  12. Kevsgreat

    Kevsgreat Striker

    I complained about the one at Ryhope and they sent me a voucher for a free burger. I was too scared to use it in case they spat in it. More.
  13. Absolutely disgraceful that like, they want shutting down. Obviously if you asked for a cheeseburger with nothing on it shouldn't have the bun either never mind cheese. If your kid had been gluten intolerant he might have ended up getting some anxiety.
  14. Mantobar

    Mantobar Midfield

    Dont you think
    Nee chips?
    I'm out
    Bishop Boy likes this.
  15. When you doing your angry compo face for the papers?
  16. heroesof73

    heroesof73 Striker

    You should have just asked for a plain cheeseburger, and put your PJs on at least
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
  17. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    This. Can't stand fussy eaters.
  18. Bishop Mackem

    Bishop Mackem Striker

    I thought it was you that wanted the one with nothing on, so how did the bairn end up with that one?
  19. daventry cat

    daventry cat Striker

    bairn used to get a cheeseburger without the burger when she was a veggie.......still cost the same n'all
    The Lonious Monk likes this.
  20. gabbiadini1

    gabbiadini1 Winger

    A cheese roll then?!
    Sebastien and The Lonious Monk like this.

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