Proof that McDonalds staff are thick as mince...

safccfas

Midfield
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
 

mini-x2

Striker
It’s very rarely I ever go to McDonalds but every single time I’ve been to the Roker one over the years they’ve fucked the order up.
 

WildTurkey

Midfield
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
He boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
Is this post deliberately ironic?
 

Pop

Striker
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
If you really want to confuse them ask for a cheese burger with nee cheese.
 
It’s very rarely I ever go to McDonalds but every single time I’ve been to the Roker one over the years they’ve fucked the order up.
That’s the only McDonald’s where I’ve been so utterly fucked off with the service and product that I’ve actually sent an email to complain. I’m lazy as fuck so it takes a real problem to get me complaining, and I’ve worked in food and beverage before so I usually just put it down to a bad day and let them get on with it. Ironically, they’re so bad at customer service that they didn’t even respond to my complaint.
 

Kevsgreat

Striker
That’s the only McDonald’s where I’ve been so utterly fucked off with the service and product that I’ve actually sent an email to complain. I’m lazy as fuck so it takes a real problem to get me complaining, and I’ve worked in food and beverage before so I usually just put it down to a bad day and let them get on with it. Ironically, they’re so bad at customer service that they didn’t even respond to my complaint.
I complained about the one at Ryhope and they sent me a voucher for a free burger. I was too scared to use it in case they spat in it. More.
 

heroesof73

Striker
So I take the bairn in after school for a treat.
He wants a cheeseburger with no sauce or onions on.
I asked for a plain cheeseburger with nothing on.
Wait a few minutes as it’s plain and it has to be made to order.
Bairn gets his cheeseburger and bites into it.
Dad, Dad ... what son.
My cheeseburger hasn’t got any cheese on.
WTF.
I go back to the till. Excuse me mate. The bairns cheeseburger has got no cheese on.
His reply.... you said you wanted a cheese burger with nothing on...
correct mate.. but where the cheese?
You said nothing on it so I put it through as a beef burger.
FFS mate if wanted a plain burger I’d have asked for a burger not a fucking cheeseburger with no cheese !!!
The lad still didn’t understand why I was laughing at him !!!
His boss had to come over and re do the order.
I got a free McFlurry out of it so was worth it in the end!!







I’m hoping Idris Elba will play me in the movie
You should have just asked for a plain cheeseburger, and put your PJs on at least
 
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