Pointlessly challenging yourself

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Goat Eyes said:
If I used to run home after a night out I’d pace myself so that I could sprint as fast as I could up Bede Bank.
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Ffs

How many people are running home after nights on the drink?
Clearly not drinking enough.
Only time I've ran home off a night out is when I've been getting chased or about to evavuate my bowels.
Some right Crime Watch types on this thread
 
Stevie Freestein II said:
:lol: We’re out on st paddie’s day but I’m determined to get a taxi home.


Soz pal I always thought that you were a middle aged fish wife for some reason.
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A managed a few years back to run 4.9 miles of the 5 miles it takes to get home. Thought it would be a good idea to fall asleep on the roundabout next to my house, needless to say the wife was not too impressed when she found me at 5 in the morning in a bush asleep.
 
DPTT said:
A managed a few years back to run 4.9 miles of the 5 miles it takes to get home. Thought it would be a good idea to fall asleep on the roundabout next to my house, needless to say the wife was not too impressed when she found me at 5 in the morning in a bush asleep.
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Quality! I’ve often been fine walking/jogging home then I have the urge to just stop and curl up somewhere to sleep. But then I get an inner determination to start off again.

I know a lad whose dad fell over or went to sleep somewhere after being on the lash and he sadly passed away.
 
Stevie Freestein II said:
Quality! I’ve often been fine walking/jogging home then I have the urge to just stop and curl up somewhere to sleep. But then I get an inner determination to start off again.

I know a lad whose dad fell over or went to sleep somewhere after being on the lash and he sadly passed away.
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Tragic that like. Terrible way to go


Always make it home me, but what sort of state I'm in is a lottery. Sometimes i make it to bed, sometimes sleep in the kitchen, sitting room, stairs, landing, toilet, usually always fully clothed. Always fall for thinking I've got a second wind when i get home and open a can or pour a drink and then fall asleep with all the lights on and telly on or music playing.
The challenge i always set myself is get home respectably and at a reasonable hour. One day I'll succeed.
 
becs said:
I do the shopping bag thing.

See if I can get all the dishes on the draining board put away before the kettle boils.

See how much housework I can cram into half time when I'm watching the football.
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The half time challenge is class..on Sunday my niece wants to bake a cake I want to watch Man City v Chelsea..half time..oven on pre heated,box opened..mixture..water..eggs + oil into bowl,cake tin greased up,mixture in cake tin and into oven..missed first five minutes of 2nd half..cooking time 40 mins..ref blows final whistle back in kitchen cake perfect..niece happy..:cool:
 
What A Waster said:
Tragic that like. Terrible way to go


Always make it home me, but what sort of state I'm in is a lottery. Sometimes i make it to bed, sometimes sleep in the kitchen, sitting room, stairs, landing, toilet, usually always fully clothed. Always fall for thinking I've got a second wind when i get home and open a can or pour a drink and then fall asleep with all the lights on and telly on or music playing.
The challenge i always set myself is get home respectably and at a reasonable hour. One day I'll succeed.
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If you enjoy it mate and get home without harm then carry on until you’re boring and old.

Sometimes I wonder the next day or two why I’ve taken a risk though. It must be to offset a boring office job.
 
What A Waster said:
Another one I do is walk around my house with my eyes shut so i know the lay out instinctively and that i have no trouble in the dark/a power cut.
Suppose it's like pretending to be in some sort of ninja training but without it building towards anything.
I'm good at sneaking in when drunk though.
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are you wired up right mate?
 
Cheesy Feet said:
The half time challenge is class..on Sunday my niece wants to bake a cake I want to watch Man City v Chelsea..half time..oven on pre heated,box opened..mixture..water..eggs + oil into bowl,cake tin greased up,mixture in cake tin and into oven..missed first five minutes of 2nd half..cooking time 40 mins..ref blows final whistle back in kitchen cake perfect..niece happy..:cool:
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That's impressive :cool:
 
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