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total_recall said:
Stotty Cakes and pissflaps
Young man (I think I'm on safe ground there - you are at college aren't you ?):

The use of the word 'pissflaps' has been debated at great length earlier in the thread.

As Herts, our esteemed colleague, mentor, guru, sifu and spirit guide pointed out to us earlier in the thread, everything depends entirely on who says the word and how it is delivered. Marshall McLuhan pointed out, "The medium is the message", and this is no truer than in the case of "pissflaps".

When The Jarra Wanderer delivers the word "pissflaps" in his own unique way, it has very high comedic value, to the point where we fall about laughing irrespective of its context or relevance.

When you or I say it, it is but a spectre of a palid pastiche of the delivery of the great man. It becomes vulgar, offensive and highly distateful.

If this is a one-off post, please take your "pissflap" talk elsewhere. Alternatively, may we welcome you in reading this thread from the very start, and joining the rest of us on this epic journey of discovery. (I've discovered, for instance, that Cockney Mackem never goes outdoors, and looks at porn all day).

And no stotty cakes without decent boiled ham and pease pudding please. And remember to seek permission from Mackem Angels before disseminating pease pudding, as I believe she now owns the copyright on the recipe, in much the same way that Michael Jackson has copyright on all Lennon and McCartney's works. However, the recipe she uses involves onion, which is utter bollocks, so you'll probably be safe from the threat of legal action anyway.

May the Force be with you.
 
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jaxaxe said:
Young man (I think I'm on safe ground there - you are at college aren't you ?):

The use of the word 'pissflaps' has been debated at great length earlier in the thread.

As Herts, our esteemed colleague, mentor, guru, sifu and spirit guide pointed out to us earlier in the thread, everything depends entirely on who says the word and how it is delivered. Marshall McLuhan pointed out, "The medium is the message", and this is no truer than in the case of "pissflaps".

When The Jarra Wanderer delivers the word "pissflaps" in his own unique way, it has very high comedic value, to the point where we fall about laughing irrespective of its context or relevance.

When you or I say it, it is but a spectre of a palid pastiche of the delivery of the great man. It becomes vulgar, offensive and highly distateful.

If this is a one-off post, please take your "pissflap" talk elsewhere. Alternatively, may we welcome you in reading this thread from the very start, and joining the rest of us on this epic journey of discovery. (I've discovered, for instance, that Cockney Mackem never goes outdoors, and looks at porn all day).

And no stotty cakes without decent boiled ham and pease pudding please. And remember to seek permission from Mackem Angels before disseminating pease pudding, as I believe she now owns the copyright on the recipe, in much the same way that Michael Jackson has copyright on all Lennon and McCartney's works. However, the recipe she uses involves onion, which is utter bollocks, so you'll probably be safe from the threat of legal action anyway.

May the Force be with you.

Stotty cakes with ham and pease pudding? What ever next...now stotty cakes and full english is a different story...

Mackem Angels couldn't sue me!!

A. Im too nice
B. I dont like onion
C. I Buy stotty cakes and not make em
 
Cockney Mackem said:
You bassa, have you been watching my house?

No, and you can't prove I have, and if I had it would violate the restraining order your whorebitch wife put on me, and if you find a little doll of her with pins in that bush that seems to have eyes then it's nowt to..

Oh.

I see.

Move along, nothing to read here.
 
total_recall said:
Stotty cakes with ham and pease pudding? What ever next...now stotty cakes and full english is a different story...

Mackem Angels couldn't sue me!!

A. Im too nice
B. I dont like onion
C. I Buy stotty cakes and not make em
Stotty Cakes and Full English. The choice of a new generation. And like Pepsi it fills you full of wind. HP sauce I hope. (bassa, I could just fancy one now).

Stick with tradition marra. Ham and Pease pudding. A superbly balanced sarnie with all the nutrients you need, and enough carbs to see off the chill wind off the sea. It's tradition because it works. Just like hanging and burning witches works, cos they never reoffend.
 
jaxaxe said:
It was one of a number of things which leaked out when you suffered your pomegranate security breach last week.

Haway then, what did he dee
 
Which would be against my Buddhist principles...unless of course I were to eat you. Do you taste nice?
 
duff said:
Which would be against my Buddhist principles...unless of course I were to eat you. Do you taste nice?
My understanding is that if you pan fry any meat in garlic butter, it can't be distinguished from chicken prepared the same way.

So, it is more a question of whether or not you like chicken !
 
Not in the way that mags like chickens...besides, I understand that chickens always come first. Most unsociable.
 
duff said:
Not in the way that mags like chickens...besides, I understand that chickens always come first. Most unsociable.
Does this meam that Michael Schumacher is a chicken ?

And is Mrs Schumacher a happy lady ?

And are you sure it's a chicken and not a penguin wearing a red rubber glove on his head ?
 
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