MackemBob
Striker
Rump fed stench.
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Rump fed stench.
He was rightI heard him say the only way Gordon Brown could win the election was if he bungee jumped from a helicopter into the open mouth of a great white shark and came back with a live Madeline Macann!!!
BRUTAL
Someone was described on here as a hoofwanking spangletwat which I thought was quite creative. Dog nonce is pretty descriptive too.
One of Chubby's innit?A friend of mine is a journalist and another journo from a different paper (editor, in fact) was speaking to him about a new reporter they had at their paper. The new reporter was a young, attractive blonde woman (nee pics).
He said “I’d use her shite for toothpaste”
I know it’s not exactly an insult but it just needs to be out there for all to read
"She's got a fanny like an empty headlock"
Saw that one written about Katie Price and thought it was quite amusing.
That had me decked that.
salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin
Quite often got called a snot gobbling mongolian misfuck during my my apprenticeship.One that has stuck in my mind for more than 50 years, which I think is a belter.
It was frequently used by someone (male) that I used to work with, normally under his breath.
"Snot gobbling son of a Mongolian shitpig".