Most creative insults

[Hair Flick]

Cunts who don't appreciate the beautiful simplicity of the English language.

Cockwomble seems to be another favoured expression for the SMB.

I like the way Boyle paints a picture with his though. The vocabulary of an upturned calculator paints a particularly visual image in my mind.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Cockwomble seems to be another favoured expression for the SMB.

I like the way Boyle paints a picture with his though. The vocabulary of an upturned calculator paints a particularly visual image in my mind.

I cannot stand FB. He's no Ben Elton when it comes to wordsmithery.

 

[Hair Flick]

I cannot stand FB. He's no Ben Elton when it comes to wordsmithery.

He's certainly a Marmite character, very abrasive, but I think perhaps a little underestimated as a result. I certainly think he's more clever when I read him rather than seeing him.

Ben Elton is good, but very formulaic and ultimately ends up a little predictable.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

He's certainly a Marmite character, very abrasive, but I think perhaps a little underestimated as a result. I certainly think he's more clever when I read him rather than seeing him.

Ben Elton is good, but very formulaic and ultimately ends up a little predictable.

FB isn't funny IMHO. I don't get his angle. Who and what is he pandering to?

Agree about Ben Elton as well. But he is very clever at what he does, i have even enjoyed a couple of his books.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

FB isn't funny IMHO. I don't get his angle. Who and what is he pandering to?

Agree about Ben Elton as well. But he is very clever at what he does, i have even enjoyed a couple of his books.

It's a long time since Ben Elton was any good but he could turn a phrase in his day. Like when he called Thatcher's cabinet a load of suits full of bugger all

 

[maygo]

Boyle is god in my eyes, his acidic comedy and searingly bad put downs are f***ing gold

 

[Harry Angstrom]

It's a long time since Ben Elton was any good but he could turn a phrase in his day. Like when he called Thatcher's cabinet a load of suits full of bugger all

for his work on Blackadder alone, he is always in credit with me. not sure what he's done in the last 10 years.

 

[Hair Flick]

for his work on Blackadder alone, he is always in credit with me. not sure what he's done in the last 10 years.

Wasn't he working on a musical at one stage? (no pun intended)

 

[Keawyeds]

for his work on Blackadder alone, he is always in credit with me. not sure what he's done in the last 10 years.

I think he's had a hand in Upstart Crow.

 

[Scimmy]

Re. insults, Clarkson's ex-wife came up with a good one......custard. Being of course cu** bastard.

 

[Deleted member 25315]

Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.

Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.

a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator

a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin​

Second one is class

http://insult.dream40.org/

 

[Hair Flick]

Second one is class

http://insult.dream40.org/

Thou art... a whining pigeon egg

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Mag

 

[RedDee]

Someone was described on here as a hoofwanking spangletwat which I thought was quite creative. Dog nonce is pretty descriptive too.

 

[The King of Um]

Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.

Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.

a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator

a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin​

My favourite of his:

“Trump is sort of like Father Dougal killed a man, so is wearing Father Jack as a disguise”.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Nonce jotter was one off here not to long ago.

I've introduced that to as many of my criminal law colleagues as possible. I've now heard one or two of them using in in their natural vocabulary!

 

[cosmicchris00]

Cockunt or Cunbast

Both can be used in church

 

[joemcdokes]

Boyle is god in my eyes, his acidic comedy and searingly bad put downs are f***ing gold

Seems to have gone down the road where insults are his main material with that stupid laugh after them, not as bad as Jimmy Carrs laugh mind.

 

[the boot]

I heard him say the only way Gordon Brown could win the election was if he bungee jumped from a helicopter into the open mouth of a great white shark and came back with a live Madeline Macann!!!
BRUTAL

 

[Jasper]

The tide wadnt take her out, or
I wadnt ride her into battle