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Flared Hicks said:
Cockwomble seems to be another favoured expression for the SMB.

I like the way Boyle paints a picture with his though. The vocabulary of an upturned calculator paints a particularly visual image in my mind.
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I cannot stand FB. He's no Ben Elton when it comes to wordsmithery.
 
Harry Angstrom said:
I cannot stand FB. He's no Ben Elton when it comes to wordsmithery.
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He's certainly a Marmite character, very abrasive, but I think perhaps a little underestimated as a result. I certainly think he's more clever when I read him rather than seeing him.

Ben Elton is good, but very formulaic and ultimately ends up a little predictable.
 
Flared Hicks said:
He's certainly a Marmite character, very abrasive, but I think perhaps a little underestimated as a result. I certainly think he's more clever when I read him rather than seeing him.

Ben Elton is good, but very formulaic and ultimately ends up a little predictable.
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FB isn't funny IMHO. I don't get his angle. Who and what is he pandering to?

Agree about Ben Elton as well. But he is very clever at what he does, i have even enjoyed a couple of his books.
 
Harry Angstrom said:
FB isn't funny IMHO. I don't get his angle. Who and what is he pandering to?

Agree about Ben Elton as well. But he is very clever at what he does, i have even enjoyed a couple of his books.
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It's a long time since Ben Elton was any good but he could turn a phrase in his day. Like when he called Thatcher's cabinet a load of suits full of bugger all
 
Flared Hicks said:
Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.

Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.

a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator

a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin​
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Second one is class :lol:

http://insult.dream40.org/
 
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Flared Hicks said:
Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.

Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.

a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator

a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin​
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My favourite of his:

“Trump is sort of like Father Dougal killed a man, so is wearing Father Jack as a disguise”.
 
maygo said:
Boyle is god in my eyes, his acidic comedy and searingly bad put downs are f***ing gold
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Seems to have gone down the road where insults are his main material with that stupid laugh after them, not as bad as Jimmy Carrs laugh mind.
 
I heard him say the only way Gordon Brown could win the election was if he bungee jumped from a helicopter into the open mouth of a great white shark and came back with a live Madeline Macann!!!
BRUTAL
 
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