Most creative insults

[Cockney Mackem]

I liked Kevin Bridges' description of Marti Pellow from Wet Wet Wet as "the only man in history to leave Clydebank to become a heroin addict"

 

[Maxnormal]

A friend of mine is a journalist and another journo from a different paper (editor, in fact) was speaking to him about a new reporter they had at their paper. The new reporter was a young, attractive blonde woman (nee pics).

He said “I’d use her shite for toothpaste”

I know it’s not exactly an insult but it just needs to be out there for all to read

Ha!!!! That’s pure SMB.