Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.
Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.
a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator
a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal
salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin
a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator
a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal
salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin