Most creative insults

[Hair Flick]

Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.

Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.

a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator

a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin​

 

[Walter Ego]

Have you heard his (I think) Edinburgh show?

 

[errant]

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin

I need to see how trump does that, now...

 

[mux]

@PhilSAFC once called someone on here a simpering fuckbiscuit

Best I've heard like.

 

[evh78]

Have you heard his (I think) Edinburgh show?

Brilliant

 

[Arkle]

@PhilSAFC once called someone on here a simpering fuckbiscuit

Best I've heard like.

He was probably talking to himself.

 

[mux]

He was probably talking to himself.

Doubt it, the miserable bastard can't crack a smile.

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

Whilst these would probably struggle to make it into an all time top 100, Frankie Boyle's descriptions of Trump did at least make me chuckle.

Trump is like a fat bee bashing around inside a greenhouse repeatedly failing to understand why the world doesn’t work as he thought it did.

a man who speaks like he’s on shuffle and has a smaller vocabulary than an upturned calculator

a guy who looks like God twisted some haemorrhoids into a balloon animal

salutes troops in a way that makes Benny Hill look like Stalin​

Rancid cuntflap

 

[LondonMackem]

gonk

Short and effective.

 

[Spot]

Spuglike

 

[Longy]

@PhilSAFC once called someone on here a simpering fuckbiscuit

Best I've heard like.

Nonce jotter was one off here not to long ago.

 

[maygo]

This current trend of combining words with a similar sounding swearword makes my shit itch
Cuntmuffin, fucknugget- get fucked

 

[mux]

This current trend of combining words with a similar sounding swearword makes my shit itch
Cuntmuffin, fucknugget- get fucked

Pipe down man you shitbangle!

 

[Hair Flick]

This current trend of combining words with a similar sounding swearword makes my shit itch
Cuntmuffin, fucknugget- get fucked

Sounds like a load of cac(k)babble

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

This current trend of combining words with a similar sounding swearword makes my shit itch
Cuntmuffin, fucknugget- get fucked

You absolute dribbler

 

[Herberthall]

Bullsnacker my favy

 

[becs]

Someone said twunt on here once when they couldn't decide which expletive to use. That made me giggle.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

This current trend of combining words with a similar sounding swearword makes my shit itch
Cuntmuffin, fucknugget- get fucked

Cunts who don't appreciate the beautiful simplicity of the English language.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

This current trend of combining words with a similar sounding swearword makes my shit itch
Cuntmuffin, fucknugget- get fucked

Agreed, they're a bunch of spunktrumpets

 

[mux]

Cunts who don't appreciate the beautiful simplicity of the English language.

f***ing cocklopper