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The first Silverback gorilla to contract Covid-19Boris has got it
phunboy
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Yeah I was furious at the time and I had an idea who it was but couldn't prove it if I could I'd have shot the fucker in the thigh to see how he liked it
joking aside what kind of sick twisted individual would want to shoot a pup. I really struggle with some aspects of our society. It try not to spend too much time thinking about it. It brings out my dark side.
TiptonBaggie
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Morning John.
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Dilligaf60
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Had it been me I think he would have been enquiring as to whether there was a procedure for having an air rifle surgically removed from his arse.
phunboy
Winger
To make it worse it cost me over £500 in vet fees as I hadnt gotten pet insurance at the time. I didnt mind paying it for her but it still stung
Kingdom Bhoy
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Been shaking the wrong hands.
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Dilligaf60
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I can imagine.
Aye so I see. He’ll be sprawled out on the settee in his hoggers and vest with a can of fosters watching re-runs of I’m a celebrity.
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thecloughywobble
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Aye, so they say. Just wants a fotneet's hollerder....
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Fret ye not, John, I have it on good authority the Grand Slam Bridge & Bordello House has a peerless satisfaction guaranteed no questions asked money back policy. All you have to do is send a picture of your drooping member* card, demonstrating the extent of your disappointment arising (unfortunate word choice, I thought) from contractual non-consummation.
Afternoon & uh oh chongo to all.
Nowt ter say. Conserve those precious words. Stay fit. Umgowa....
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Black Dog
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I havn't heard hoggers since my dad died 45 years ago.
Wakey ftm in Sussex
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Ya clearly not a reglar on here then Shep
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Aft'noon WakeyYa clearly not a reglar on here then Shep
Aye, hoggers and shreddies are oft used words on here, to describe a pair of undercracker's
Musicman
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How Wakey, heard from Hank he has done a bit of dealing and he’s flush. He reckons a party in the Deafy is on the cards and he is paying. We will have to sort dates @Dilligaf60 @becs @Grumpy Old Man @SnorbensYa clearly not a reglar on here then Shep
Wakey ftm in Sussex
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You sure he didn’t say he was playing cards & got a flush
If & when fixtures are out, I’ll be up for one
problies a weekend with T
Musicman
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Unless someone has found his phone ...You sure he didn’t say he was playing cards & got a flush
If & when fixtures are out, I’ll be up for one ☝ problies a weekend with T
thecloughywobble
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Grollies is a canny one anarl.Aft'noon Wakey
Aye, hoggers and shreddies are oft used words on here, to describe a pair of undercracker's
eddtheduck
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It actually says postponed 2021, bad mistake or hedging bets?Morning BD, Morning Hank, MyAll
On demand for the duck.
Things getting back to normal quickly here in East Durham.
SoC**TS broke into sheds (not mine, I don’t have one) last night to keep whatever f**king habit they have going.
Time for vigilante justice and a blind eye from the authorities.
I genuinely despair.
Meanwhile this was announced today, it’s a start and I’m looking forward to it already.
We were up till daylight, trying to solve the Worlds ills, supping stuff and listening to music
Stay safe people.
thecloughywobble
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Twats, eh?
www.sunderlandecho.com
Burglars loot toilet roll and food from home of Sunderland grandmother
Brazen burglars stole toilet roll and food supplies in a raid on the home of a Sunderland grandmother.
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Dilligaf60
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Still in common use round here Marra
Snorbens
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I’ve had a couple of texts from Hank today,
Why can’t the mods cut him a bit of slack and let him return on April 1st, we do have a duty of care to look after our members with personal issues. Away lads and lasses, these are terrible times so a bit of compassion will go down well.
Why can’t the mods cut him a bit of slack and let him return on April 1st, we do have a duty of care to look after our members with personal issues. Away lads and lasses, these are terrible times so a bit of compassion will go down well.
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