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[bobpc30]

Mine is a from O2 about my monthly bill.

 

[Tadger]

Please send your meter reading for account ********* by 25.07.2019 to help us make your bills more accurate. Go to www.npower.com/submit

 

[divvydave]

Cool we were just worried as your car was here and keys haha

(Received)

 

[FishburnMackem]

Is my butt plug at your house

 

[MonkeyLove]

Is my butt plug at your house

It's ok, I've found it

 

[ajthemackem]

"Went to the Alex, sank four Moretti, had a platter of wings, ribs, paté, nachos, crusty bread and chicken strips, followed up with a mixed grill with all the trimmings and finished off with two waffles and ice cream. Rolled home like Mr Creosote and passed out."

 

[Hair Flick]

XXXXXX is your Vodafone security code, it's valid for 20 minutes. IMPORTANT: we'll never call you to ask for this code, so please don't share it with anyone.

 

[Charmless Man]

"Yes"

Riveting

 

[Deleted member 45261]

received -"CAN YOU RUN ME DOWN TO CYRILS FUNERAL ON TUE" -12.41pm
sent -"Aye ok an al bring the plate down to urs when a come later" -12.44pm

from and to my uncle who is 88 and always types in capitals

XXXXXX is your Vodafone security code, it's valid for 20 minutes. IMPORTANT: we'll never call you to ask for this code, so please don't share it with anyone.

same code as me marra

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

"Saves a bit of chew doesn't it?"

 

[Disco_Pants93]

“Worst shit I’ve ever had”

 

[Hot Since 82]

"aye, in the Cottage"

 

[Son of Stan]

Always. xx

 

[jubblies]

Just £5 penalty? I can deal with that

 

[dixonsafc]

Best Colombian flake available, £50 a g or 2 for £90. On all night.

 

[Digsys dinner]

Nowt to do with you ya nosey twat

 

[robbied1]

You have ten new voicemail messages

 

[THExpress]

Tick is one of them on lad

 

[Roker Mackem]

PG tips decaf big box is only £2.70 in Tescos finishesTuesday

 

[Kevj]

Best Colombian flake available, £50 a g or 2 for £90. On all night.

You have @Forrest Gump in your contact list too?