Last text in your phone

[wisemensaysteve]

What!

 

[Bakerlooline]

“Ha ha ha am still f***ing giggling about crispy noodles ha ha ”

 

[cornish mackem]

I have a new voicemail apparently

 

[marsey]

"Game on, numbers looking bit low but 1 or 2 still to reply"

 

[daventry cat]

You are invited to attend a NHS health check.......

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

It's happening...

 

[kinkyjohn]

f***ing wanker.

 

[Albay3037]

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[GingerNick]

Vodafone,
Hello, your bill for this month comes to ......

 

[Quench]

Photo attached

Sent by a woman I work with.


It's a photo of an inerting rig

 

[Mackem DishMonkey]

Ok, can you make it mornings?

 

[I'm Spartacus]

It’s work seeing if I want an overtime day shift somewhere in mag land.

Fuck that noise.

 

[Tongey]

Hi Tongey, your local EE store has been refurbished and will be re-opening July 19th. The first 50 customers to pruchase a pay monthly plan or upgrade will receive a free accessory upto the value of £24.99. T&C's apply

 

[TheRey]

"yes daddy" I

 

[Ludwig]

Ya need tae send me the tickle yer arse with a feather joke mate

Quite atrocious weather. ( sorry )

 

[Bob Fleming]

Great. See you tomorrow.

 

[girojim]

I'm so lucky to have you xxx

 

[Karl]

I am afraid that some of your remarks are terribly ill-conceived, Erwin. I urge you to go over the articles once or twice more before let your extremely fat, ignorant fuckhole spill out again.

 

[Effrafax]

Hi Tongey, your local EE store has been refurbished and will be re-opening July 19th. The first 50 customers to pruchase a pay monthly plan or upgrade will receive a free accessory upto the value of £24.99. T&C's apply

They spelled purchase wrong

 

[Hair Flick]

Great bags though