Last text in your phone

[Wansbeck Viking]

And I keep on shacking

 

[MackneyHackem]

‘You’re a f***ing arse hole. Try and keep the dog alive. Make plans for the rest of the weekend.’

 

[CatRyan]

Are you still really strong?

 

[Deleted member 44322]

You have used 80% of your data which will refresh on 24/7.

 

[the boot]

‘You’re a f***ing arse hole. Try and keep the dog alive. Make plans for the rest of the weekend.’

Aye the rspca can be horrible at times.

 

[myleftfoot1978]

You have probably already done that

 

[Churchlanelad]

You’re very good. Thank you.

 

[forzamilansafc]

Should be another canny trip then

 

[Fred Basset]

Have just got the message. What times are available?

 

[Lukas73]

‘Yep, know you types’

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Sounds good.

 

[wigwams]

I will x

 

[BackhouseParkRangers]

I know but how am I hungry?

 

[EchoMan]

Confirming your booking for 2 at Oyster Box. 19:00 on 14th July.

 

[DH1]

Confirming your booking for 2 at Oyster Box. 19:00 on 14th July.

See you there

 

[ivanthereasonable]

From Mrs. R, " No, you can't go for a drink with your mates. You don't have any"

Seriously though, from Virgin media, "Hi, we've just refreshed your allowances".

 

[Some Random Guy]

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[Boy]

I'm back home.
Too much shite in Wetherspoons.

 

[Skandhaless]

Much appreciated mate.

 

[Sandboy]

You are kidding me. I need to see this.