Last text in your phone

[adlenviro]

Count how many grains of rice are in a tub of fried rice for me please lol xxx

 

[Medulla]

I'm just going for the booze

And sent was :

Ha fair enough. I'm f***ing shit at cricket

 

[fyl2u]

"Came on mate time to stop bagging Lucy Munns where's your tractor that wants the tyres on"

 

[Some Random Guy]

EE:We were unable to process your latest bill. In order to avoid fees, update your billing information via: EE

 

[TopCat]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN PREGNANT!?!?!"

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Mine is a from O2 about my monthly bill.

Same here.
Confirmation text from O2 today, after receiving my monthly payment.

 

[DH1]

Am holding it in

 

[skullmeister]

Ehhh???

 

[Godric]

No

 

[Sam Handwich]

How big were her bollocks?