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Last text in your phone

Discussion in 'SMB' started by DH1, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. DH1

    DH1 Full Back

    Write the last text you received in your phone. Should be some good ones.

    Ask no questions, give no answers.


    Mine:

    'enjoying the drink yet'
     
  2. Nookie Bear

    Nookie Bear Winger

    Aye, just got back in the house

    @Wilfy doing actual driving - still seems very odd
     
  3. The soap powder

    The soap powder Full Back

    "Were the kids ok ?"
     
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2019
  4. ighty seven

    ighty seven Striker

    ‘OK’
     
  5. Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan

    Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan Central Defender

    'Probably this Friday'
     
  6. What A Waster

    What A Waster Striker

    "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE"
     
    TheRey, NodsNeph, damok666 and 7 others like this.
  7. All good ta. First competitive random football of the new season - Raith Rovers v Dundee xxx
     
  8. wilberforce

    wilberforce Winger

    leroy hasn't quite gone yet..... :confused:
     
  9. MonkeyLove

    MonkeyLove Striker

    Still bleeding...
     
  10. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    Dad can i leech your data pleeeease??
     
    Goat Eyes likes this.
  11. DurhamRedStripe

    DurhamRedStripe Central Defender

    I won't be walking right for weeks!

    It was "Morning" really.
     
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  12. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

  13. .

    (Yes I use complete words and punctuations in my text :eek:)
     
  14. Boyceyyy

    Boyceyyy Full Back

    ‘Mint’

    From my dad after I told him about McGeady signing a new deal. :cool:
     
    safcforever and iPabs like this.
  15. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Don't suppose you've got my key?
     
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  16. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    Ya need tae send me the tickle yer arse with a feather joke mate
     
  17. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Thanks.
     
  18. Ciro_DiMarzio

    Ciro_DiMarzio Goalkeeper

    What do you think of her top? Xx
     
  19. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    I’m back now mate.
     
  20. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    Apparently the semen on the dress is mine according to the police
     
    Themig likes this.

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