Do it mate. What could go wrong? The instant addition of hundreds of consecutive nights without sleep, possibly while having a virtuoso, shit producing fleshy foghorn that will need a good 45 minute violently aggressive chew of her nipples every 2-4 hours for months on end whilst her hormones are repeatedly hitting the nuclear self destruct button will definitely improve things domestically. Then, after a couple of noisy, hectic years, when things settle down a little you can enjoy the brief respite between the ages of 4 and 13 before it becomes a 3/4 sized human pressure vessel filled with sarcastic disdain, stroppiness, a shark like, all consuming feeding frenzy hunger for your money and the ability to effortlessly turn Mary Poppins into Courtney Love in seconds. I'm told they normally turn out canny again after about 18 or 20 years,Doing me tits in today
Not like i wasn't warned. Happens every 30 days or so
Might suggest having a baby so I get 9 months of peace without the monthly cycle ruining me weekends
Those months off have a heavy cost.
They aren't anywhere near as fast when they chase you though.Pregnant women make rag week women look like angels
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