Irrational things your other half does to piss you off...

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gluepot said:
If I go to the Supermarket (for beer usually;)) I'll always ask my missus "do you need anything", she'll say a few random things like eggs, tea etc. Then, guaranteed just after I've left the checkout and on my way out, I'll get a message like "oh and coffee". Its like she does it on purpose, so annoying.
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Cover yourself and ring her to say you're about to hit the checkout so this is her last chance to add anything.
 


Kevj said:
Mine hasn’t used her car for twelve weeks or so and the battery had died. I tried to jump it and the jump leads are shite so I borrowed a set from my dad. Car started first time but the battery has been flat for so long it’s shot. She said we will need to buy a new set of jump leads.
No, you’ll need to go and get a new battery and you’ll not need the bloody jump leads.
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Bloke was stood in anightclub queue n a bouncer shouted “dont think about starting anything in here”.
 
Nukehasslefan said:
Cover yourself and ring her to say you're about to hit the checkout so this is her last chance to add anything.
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Don’t do this. The two items she’s forgot are inevitably at either end of the store. Go through check out, pay and don’t check you phone until you get home.
 
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DaveH said:
Why not use the boot? If I’m in the car by myself and have a bag then I often sling it in the footwell, but if I have a passenger it goes in the boot - it is what the boot is for. I’ve tried to figure out what might possibly be needed at short notice while driving, from the vast array of stuff that lives in a womans handbag. Phone is the only thing I’ve been able to determine and there is a place to store that in the front.
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She also got mugged on her drive so wants to spend minimal time going back and forth to boot etc. I totally get the footwell thing.
 
She’s just asked me to get a drawer down from a wardrobe so she can clear it out. It’s full of kids books that my youngest will start using now.

As I pulled the drawer towards me she said, careful, it looks heavy. It might be too heavy for you!

She’ll do well never to question my masculinity again. I don’t knock her cooking or ironing.
monkeytassle said:
She also got mugged on her drive so wants to spend minimal time going back and forth to boot etc. I totally get the footwell thing.
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Tell her to get a carabiner and secure it to a strategically placed hook on one of the kick panels. There’s often lashing hooks on the kick panels.
 
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Me "Do you want anything from the shop?"

Her "No"

Me "Are you sure?"

Her "Sure"

Get back from the shop and about an hour later she says "Did you not buy me anything?"

I refuse to play those mind games so everytime she says no I just get her nowt
 
Nukehasslefan said:
Cover yourself and ring her to say you're about to hit the checkout so this is her last chance to add anything.
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Under normal circs, that would be a good idea, However, I'm certain she has a hidden camera following me around: she does it on purpose to annoy me obviously.
Kevj said:
Don’t do this. The two items she’s forgot are inevitably at either end of the store. Go through check out, pay and don’t check you phone until you get home.
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see above
becs said:
I'm single but I shall use the examples in the thread to be less irrational if I happen to meet someone 👍
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You won't be single for long if the lads read this, you sound like a dream (and we know you are!!) :D:D:D:D:D Deserves a madone
 
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sproates33 said:
Puts dishes in the sink just to ‘soak’, resulting in having to take the dishes back out the sink to wash them as the water inevitbly gets cold as they are left for me to do.
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We're the opposite. I leave things to soak and then wash up shortly after.

She complains about this and leaves stuff all over the shop (always with leftover food on it, sometimes she's finished but sometimes she's not). When she does the dishes the stuff isn't cleaned properly becuse there's still hardened food on it.
 
Doing me tits in today

Not like i wasn't warned. Happens every 30 days or so

Might suggest having a baby so I get 9 months of peace without the monthly cycle ruining me weekends
 
She's being a total jabroni today.
Been doing a couple of diy jobs, something she'd be totally incapable of doing, she's useless at that stuff.
But she's telling me how i should be doing it. So I said "well if you know better than me you can do it, otherwise go away".

Then an hour later i asked her what she wanted to do for tea tonight. "Why ask me when my opinion is worthless" was her reply.
I countered with "if you think it's worthless why do you readily give it when it's not required, yet when I ask you for it you go on like this?"
To which she politley replied "go away please".
 
What A Waster said:
She's being a total jabroni today.
Been doing a couple of diy jobs, something she'd be totally incapable of doing, she's useless at that stuff.
But she's telling me how i should be doing it. So I said "well if you know better than me you can do it, otherwise go away".

Then an hour later i asked her what she wanted to do for tea tonight. "Why ask me when my opinion is worthless" was her reply.
I countered with "if you think it's worthless why do you readily give it when it's not required, yet when I ask you for it you go on like this?"
To which she politley replied "go away please".
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Feel your pain

What we gonna for tea
There's this that and the other in the fridge
There's nothing in
There's this that and the other in the fridge
There's nothing in

Got accused of eating all the kids sweets earlier

Go and get them harribos with a side dish of skittles then
 
sproates33 said:
Puts dishes in the sink just to ‘soak’, resulting in having to take the dishes back out the sink to wash them as the water inevitbly gets cold as they are left for me to do.
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I she is up for work and I am not, I invariably come downstairs to a sink full to the brim with soapy water containing one cup, one bowl, and one spoon. If I dare suggest it would make more sense to just wash them, she 'hasn't got time.'
 
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