Irrational things your other half does to piss you off...

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The soap powder said:
Half empty cups and glasses all over the shop man ...... and if i move them its "where is my drink" !!!!
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This. I swear, the other day I found a can of coke, a cup of tea and a glass of juice on a side-table next to the sofa, with no more than an inch in each - and all on a table within easy reach of our toddler. Chucked the all away, and she comes back and says 'I was drinking that' 😆. If I'd poured the bloody 3 them in the same cup there would barely have been a 3rd of a cup
 


Ilios said:
This. I swear, the other day I found a can of coke, a cup of tea and a glass of juice on a side-table next to the sofa, with no more than an inch in each - and all on a table within easy reach of our toddler. Chucked the all away, and she comes back and says 'I was drinking that' 😆. If I'd poured the bloody 3 them in the same cup there would barely have been a 3rd of a cup
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Its crazy, the other day i moved half a glass a juice that had been in our bedroom for over a day and she text me at work to ask if i had moved it !!!!!!
 
The soap powder said:
Its crazy, the other day i moved half a glass a juice that had been in our bedroom for over a day and she text me at work to ask if i had moved it !!!!!!
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Yep. The really ironic thing is, if I use a glass I'll rinse it, put it near the sink, and reuse it all day. Except whenever I do that - or if I leave it where I was drinking - it gets swept away and put in the dishwasher. So by the end of the day, all the glasses are in the bloody dishwasher! And yet she leaves glasses and cups with traces of a drink in, all over the bloody house! Lol.

Her mother does the same - the second I put my glass down it gets smuggled away into the dishwasher.
 
Ilios said:
Yep. The really ironic thing is, if I use a glass I'll rinse it, put it near the sink, and reuse it all day. Except whenever I do that - or if I leave it where I was drinking - it gets swept away and put in the dishwasher. So by the end of the day, all the glasses are in the bloody dishwasher! And yet she leaves glasses and cups with traces of a drink in, all over the bloody house! Lol.

Her mother does the same - the second I put my glass down it gets smuggled away into the dishwasher.
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Yep our dishwasher is constantly full as well ...... The other day i went in there to get my glass back out and you would think i was touching some sort of poison ......" no thats dirty dont touch it" ..... It was my glass i had used once !!!
 
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Weekends - I tend to get up at the same time as during the week - say 7ish. I'll have my breakfast, unload the dishwasher, maybe do a bit of cleaning or tidying then settle down to have a bit of me time in front of the telly. Then some time between 10 and 11 the landline will ring and it's her phoning from the bedroom asking for a cup of tea. When she eventually surfaced about another hour later I will get berated for doing nothing around the house.
 
hank williams said:
Breathe
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All's well this morning marra, although she's still in bed so that could change 😉
Captain Slackbladder said:
Piles the dishes up that high I end up playing a kitchen version of kerplunk putting them away..
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Hate that, it's always me that seems to knock them and smash her "favourite" cup or glass...

Other than that gets me is when the dishwasher is only half full and l still washed dishes then balances them on the draining board 🤔
 
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Will walk into a room turn the volume down on the TV or hifi and then walk out again exclaiming that's loud. Then gets offended when told to do one
 
Shouting from another room... Not have you seen xyz. But. What have you done with xyz..

In many cases it will be her glasses or keys.. stuff I've not been near
 
Epping said:
Shouting from another room... Not have you seen xyz. But. What have you done with xyz..

In many cases it will be her glasses or keys.. stuff I've not been near
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I get sick of being asked to find shoes in our house. Our lass and both kids can never find their own shoes ffs.
 
My missus likes to "meditate" so she'll say "Right Im going to meditate now so don't disturb me for an hour or so."

So I'll respectfully leave her in peace for an hour.

Then after about 2 hours I will go to ask her or tell her something, and she says

"Get out Im just about to start meditating"

She'll never reach nirvana!!
 
Nowt. I’m not a soy boy beta cuck that has to desperately cling onto a lass he despises with every inch of his being because he’s scared of going back to the cold lonely nights of wanking into a fistful of crumbed ham

Actually, I hate the way she gets makeup everywhere
 
Whistles tunes... or rather thinks what she is whistling is a tune. Her pitch just goes straight through me.
 
The Albanian said:
Nowt. I’m not a soy boy beta cuck that has to desperately cling onto a lass he despises with every inch of his being because he’s scared of going back to the cold lonely nights of wanking into a fistful of crumbed ham

Actually, I hate the way she gets makeup everywhere
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She beats you and keeps you tied up doesnt she ?
 
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