how does one tell their mrs

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A friend of mine ;) had the same problem. He ;) told his lass he was going on a diet and bought a set of scales for the bathroom, weighed himself every morning, and kept a record on the calendar in the kitchen so his lass could see how much he’d lost.

Wasn’t long before she got the message.
 


MackneyHackem said:
In my mind the lass is sporting unflattering sportswear such as yoga pants or leggings, and the lad is wearing velcro Lonsdale trainers.

Possibly bought at the same time in a joint shopping trip to Sports Direct.

Edit: they went to Greggs for their tea afterwards.
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Love a lass in leggings my lass looks amazing in them (no) proper shows off her arse.

Shes not a chubster so im lucky loves her exercise always at that skinny pigs thing
 
EchoMan said:
A friend of mine ;) had the same problem. He ;) told his lass he was going on a diet and bought a set of scales for the bathroom, weighed himself every morning, and kept a record on the calendar in the kitchen so his lass could see how much he’d lost.

Wasn’t long before she got the message.
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That her lad had the AIDS?

BigPete said:
Love a lass in leggings my lass looks amazing in them (no) proper shows off her arse.

Shes not a chubster so im lucky loves her exercise always at that skinny pigs thing
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It's hard going that skinny pigs actually.
 
Tommasi said:
As an aside, I see more and more scratter couples comprising of massively fat women and normal sized lads. I know some lads are into that sort of thing but I think id rather just have a wank.
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It's been going on for centuries mate. Jack Sprat and their lass spring to mind.

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Make straining noises when you pick her up
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Even picking her up in the car? Actually you could get the car to do the straining noises by slipping the clutch.
 
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