Homemade food concoctions you have ate that others may think are manky as owt.

[JC22]

When I was at college used to get a bag of flamin hot monster munch and pour them into my vegetable soup. Tremendous.

 

[mattyp72]

Sugar sarnie? Eh what the actual fuck

 

[Kevsgreat]

Made a fish finger stir fry one night. Burnt it all to fuck. Even in my pissed up state it tasted like shite.

 

[xmfd]

Tuna on a jacket potato with loads of cheese and beans on

 

[The soap powder]

Yorkshire pudding and jam

That's the way they were supposed to be ate down that Yorkshire place

 

[Mackemansj1]

Tomatosauce on pancakes, ma would give me them all the time thought it was normal till I slept at a mates and his ma asked me what I wanted on me pancakes, got a dodgy look when I asked for the tommy sauce.

 

[The soap powder]

Egg mayo with mint sauce in is lovely

 

[durham.mackem]

Eggs and peanut butter on toast with heaps of sugar.

 

[The soap powder]

Smartie sandwich.

Get a freshly baked French roll while it's hot. Bite the top off. Stick fingers in to make a hole down the middle. Pour in 1 tube of smarties.

I call it a Houghton Pain au Chocolat.

that's some serious shit housery right there

 

[Joe Public]

I like bacon, egg and jam toasted sarnies, especially if the egg is warm and runny and runs in to the jam.

 

[monkeytassle]

I eat normally now as I'm not a complete radge pot but at uni I used to carb load after rugby via mixing smash and bisto together and putting it in a sandwich. With some tomato soss.

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

Some complete rotters on this thread mind.

 

[BlackOps]

Mother used to slice an aero so it crumbled onto bread and butter to make a sandwich. Yum. Used to have it for supper.

On another note, anyone remember carlings? Dark brown peas and used to put salt and vinegar on.

 

[tunstallhill]

'when i was at uni' - cheap margherita pizza from dirty ronnies oven cooked to perfection, topped up with a layer of freshly made smash instant mash then a layer of baked beans, finished with a covering of cheese slices, back in oven for 5 minutes - dynamite

hungry now

 

[WildTurkey]

2 digestives, caked in margarine, with a thick slice of cheddar in the middle

 

[Lukas73]

both times when pissed.

Came home, Corned beef sarnie.....with lime pickle....absolutely lusharoonie...

found a Bhuna cook in sauce.....no meat, found a can of tuna......hey presto...Tuna-Bhuna! tasted magic.

 

[Malloy]

Golden syrup on weetabix

Golden syrup on toast (when I was little)

Golden syrup on Yorkshire puds (also not had since I wa little)

 

[Wilfy]

@Lambchops you got the database open mate?

 

[Lambchops]

@Lambchops you got the database open mate?

I have now

 

[tunstall birdman]

Sugar sarnie? Eh what the actual fuck

There are a few on here that have eaten sugar sarnies as a kid, so it is not just me.

If you want proper manky, I used to sometimes chew my Chop sauce on bread sarnies for a little, take it out of my mouth, roll it into a few balls and put back on my plate. A nice plate of snack balls to eat as I watched my cartoons.