Pot noodle on a bed of micro chips.
A neighbour I had growing up used to dig bread in the drip tray of their oven grill.Can't beat a bit of bread dipped in beef or chicken dripping with a bit salt on when making the Sunday dinner
My wife and kids think I am disgusting.
Also, my dad used to make condensed milk sandwiches when I was kid
its canny.....crisps of whatever flavour you fancy go very well in tomato soupSome bloke on Sunday Brunch was extolling the virtues of a bowl of Heinz Tomato Soup with a packet of Wotsits tipped in and surprisingly there are similarities with some of the suggestions on here.