Have you still got it?
Have you ever stolen anything while drunk?
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Wouldn't let me take it on the plane
pompeymakem
Midfield
A hand held metal detector from a strip club in Prague.
@kevinarnott loved his flag.
Mother Cornish still has a bar stool pinched from a pub too
Mother Cornish still has a bar stool pinched from a pub too
thamesvalleyman
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Explain the hovercraft and the dog please
Paninaro
Midfield
Hovercraft was just parked up on the shore as we're walking back the hotel so stole it to get home a bit quicker
The dog just kept sniffing around us so we picked it up took it back to the hotel and pushed into me mates (who was asleep) room to scare the lad to fuck. It worked
Dave Herbal
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A big pile of freshly washed beer towels from a pub in London
Shame, should have said toucans were meant to fly but your one needed some help.
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kevinarnott
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Network Q, nicked flags like new!
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Was a little worse for wear the night before the Millwall semi final at old Trafford and along with other posters who shall remain nameless we relocated a few huge pot plants bout 6 or 7 feet tall from one floor to another, as we decided they would be happier in their new locations.
Charmless Man
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Beans were part of my haul.
I was on a pub crawl that went past a former residence of mine as a student. I was challenged to gain access to the flat and nick something. I came back with a tin of beans and a basket of cleaning products.
I didn't break and enter I hasten to add. They let me in.
Gurneysgurn
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My cousin has a habit of getting pissed on holiday and swimming out to where Jetskis and little boats are moored and taking them for a little spin. Hilarious when he was thrown off one and lost his apartment key in the Med at 3 oclock in the morning.
thamesvalleyman
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Hovercraft was just parked up on the shore as we're walking back the hotel so stole it to get home a bit quicker
The dog just kept sniffing around us so we picked it up took it back to the hotel and pushed into me mates (who was asleep) room to scare the lad to fuck. It worked
Classic... btw is it easy to drive a hovercraft? I have no idea
along with others on here we once stole a load of them flashing warning boxes along the side of the road.
mate lived and worked in apub in covent garden so we dossed there.. had fu with them and then stuck them in the loft as couldn't work out how to turn them off
3 months later they were moving out. went to loft to get suitcases and they were still blinking away.
a pushbike from outside the covent garden general store and old manky ladies one. it had been secured against a parking metre. all you had to di was lift it up over the metre.
rode it straight into Evergreens bar with me sitting on the luggage carrier at the back. it was in that pub for a month before a pissed up member of the show of Cats decided to ride it home one night
A Christmas tree with decorations from outside covent garden General store too.
the pub actually used it in the pub. saved them having to get one
mate lived and worked in apub in covent garden so we dossed there.. had fu with them and then stuck them in the loft as couldn't work out how to turn them off
3 months later they were moving out. went to loft to get suitcases and they were still blinking away.
a pushbike from outside the covent garden general store and old manky ladies one. it had been secured against a parking metre. all you had to di was lift it up over the metre.
rode it straight into Evergreens bar with me sitting on the luggage carrier at the back. it was in that pub for a month before a pissed up member of the show of Cats decided to ride it home one night
A Christmas tree with decorations from outside covent garden General store too.
the pub actually used it in the pub. saved them having to get one
Keawyeds
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Couple of wine glasses from the top of someone's canal boat.
I regretted it and put them in the recycle bin.
I regretted it and put them in the recycle bin.
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The Raven
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A hedgehog, well tried to.
Walking home with a mate, saw a hedgehog in the grounds of Heppies, jumped over the fence, tried to pick it up, got jabbed with the spines, shouted something like 'ow ya bastard', got chased off the security guard, continued drunken walk home.
Not the best thief.
Walking home with a mate, saw a hedgehog in the grounds of Heppies, jumped over the fence, tried to pick it up, got jabbed with the spines, shouted something like 'ow ya bastard', got chased off the security guard, continued drunken walk home.
Not the best thief.
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