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Twat! Beat me to it.Several girls' hearts.
Fuck knows how as I can't do it when sober.
Pint glass theft is like a military operation.A police cone.
A rug from an Indian restaurant.
Salt and pepper from the same Indian restaurant.
Some pint glasses.
A Greggs sandwich.
Where did you hide that?An 8-pound (weight, not monetary value) can of baked beans.
A book about calculus from The City pub in Durham when it was called Scruffy Murphy's and had loads of old books on shelves.
I want a sam Adams glass from spoons but I'm certain someone is in a little office watching me.Pint glass theft is like a military operation.
Where did you hide that?
Where did you hide that?
Let her go
Unrelated story but when we went to Ibiza the shower cubicle fell to bits 3 days in. I went and got the hotel manager to say can you sort this. Mate came in while he was there and said make him pay for it mate he’s been using it as a sex swing and I was duly billed for a new shower.We also nicked a cistern lid in Ibza. My mate had fell on the bog in our room and smashed ours and we thought we would get billed. Needless to say it didn't fit.
What are the odds of that happening again?A book about calculus from The City pub in Durham when it was called Scruffy Murphy's and had loads of old books on shelves.
We also nicked a cistern lid in Ibza. My mate had fell on the bog in our room and smashed ours and we thought we would get billed. Needless to say it didn't fit.