Have you ever stolen anything while drunk?

[Botchie]

I was once going back to a house party at my mates house. I took the signing in book out of the Legion and made everyone sign in his house.

My mate took the roller from outside the cricket club and rolled it home.

 

[Slow joe]

A police cone.
A rug from an Indian restaurant.
Salt and pepper from the same Indian restaurant.
Some pint glasses.
A Greggs sandwich.

 

[dixonsafc]

I used to nick bait from lasses houses that i'd bucked when I was a skint student.

 

[SYB_DC]

An 8-pound (weight, not monetary value) can of baked beans.

 

[AlpineExile]

Several girls' hearts.

Fuck knows how as I can't do it when sober.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Several girls' hearts.

Fuck knows how as I can't do it when sober.

Twat! Beat me to it.

 

[Botchie]

A police cone.
A rug from an Indian restaurant.
Salt and pepper from the same Indian restaurant.
Some pint glasses.
A Greggs sandwich.

Pint glass theft is like a military operation.

An 8-pound (weight, not monetary value) can of baked beans.

Where did you hide that?

 

[becs]

A book about calculus from The City pub in Durham when it was called Scruffy Murphy's and had loads of old books on shelves.

 

[Kevj]

I nicked a 7ft plant from the foyer of a hotel in Torremolinos and left it in the apartment whn I was 16. Woke up to the cleaners coming into clean the apartment and took it back via the balcony. Young and daft.

 

[PhilSAFC]

A trailer. Was unhooked from a car and sat in the street. 2 of us dragged it half a mile before thinking wtf are we doing and left it on a driveway.

 

[Scotty 1978]

Many years ago, after a night out on a Saturday night, when I'd spent all my money and couldn't afford a taxi, I'd walk home, it would be around 4/5am, I'd walk past the newsagents were all the Sunday papers would be outside, so I'd take a copy of the Sunday Sun and News of the World

 

[tunstall birdman]

A book about calculus from The City pub in Durham when it was called Scruffy Murphy's and had loads of old books on shelves.

 

[Stormo]

Pint glass theft is like a military operation.


Where did you hide that?

I want a sam Adams glass from spoons but I'm certain someone is in a little office watching me.

 

[Defoe]

@look out piano

 

[SYB_DC]

Where did you hide that?

I didn't. I picked it up and walked out the back door, then kept walking about 2 miles to get home. Like the thread title requires, I was drunk at the time and I'm sure this made sense.

 

[PhilSAFC]

@look out piano

Let her go

 

[Botchie]

We also nicked a cistern lid in Ibza. My mate had fell on the bog in our room and smashed ours and we thought we would get billed. Needless to say it didn't fit.

 

[HABA87]

Drink isn't an excuse. Reported.

 

[PhilSAFC]

We also nicked a cistern lid in Ibza. My mate had fell on the bog in our room and smashed ours and we thought we would get billed. Needless to say it didn't fit.

Unrelated story but when we went to Ibiza the shower cubicle fell to bits 3 days in. I went and got the hotel manager to say can you sort this. Mate came in while he was there and said make him pay for it mate he’s been using it as a sex swing and I was duly billed for a new shower.

 

[mux]

A book about calculus from The City pub in Durham when it was called Scruffy Murphy's and had loads of old books on shelves.

What are the odds of that happening again?

We also nicked a cistern lid in Ibza. My mate had fell on the bog in our room and smashed ours and we thought we would get billed. Needless to say it didn't fit.