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Striker
Fancy going together ?
Sure. I'll take my gopro and we can post it on here
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Fancy going together ?
51 oooof. I struggled when I was 37 be fuckedI know a lad who was 51 . He used to come into work looking like a survivor from the Somme due to the sleepless nights
Regarding the snip: it’s fine. Slightly uncomfortable but nowt to be concerned about
51 oooof. I struggled when I was 37 be fucked
He did mine, The only thing I remember is just lying there in horror while a dead canny South African nurse was chatting away whilst slapping copious amounts of iodine on me nut sack. It’s all a blur from then, next thing I remember was walking around Sainsbury’s looking for some tight cowiesHold hands, Mr Contractor can take turns on each ball as you gaze into each others eyes, left, left, right, right, such a delight.
The daft getFor years he talked about retiring at 55 at well
I believe it’s now 65
Can your lass not just get the implant in her arm?Anyone had it done recently?
The wife wants me to get it done as we don't want anymore children and the pill doesn't agree with her.
Heard some horror stories of years gone by of people having it done but nothing recently.
The thought makes me want to spew if I'm honest.
Unless you get sexually aroused by having needles jabbed in your love spuds then believe me, an accidental bonk on is the last thing you’ll be worried aboutI'm more worried about accidnetly getting boner.
Cos I'm a f***ing pervert
My lass has that. Reckons it makes it hard to keep the weight off. I just nod and agree.Can your lass not just get the implant in her arm?
I’m gameSure. I'll take my gopro and we can post it on here
Unless you get sexually aroused by having needles jabbed in your love spuds then believe me, an accidental bonk on is the last thing you’ll be worried about
I used to drink in the Fisherman’s Arms in Hartlepool. Dr Rind used to drink in there too. He carried out the snip. I told him that I had a bit of a problem as when I got aroused my willy would bleed.
We had a consultation in the bogs. He told me I needed to be circumcised .
I asked if he could do a two for one. Circumcision and the snip. Of course, he said, he worked at Dryburn hospital Durham. I wrote my address down on the back of a beer mat.
Now, there was a big waiting list for the snip but three days later I got a letter telling me I was booked in for four days later.
So, off I went and had a two for one.
We then had a bit of a laugh cos I,told everyone that the doctor said it was the biggest penis and the biggest foreskin he had ever removed. He agreed if asked.
The said foreskin was donated to the pub by the good doctor.
So, my foreskin was in a pickling jar behind the bar for several years,
The biggest balls he’d ever snipped and the biggest foreskin he’d ever removed.
I was a bit of a celebrity.
Sorry if this has bored you, but it’s a true story.
Anyone had it done recently?
The wife wants me to get it done as we don't want anymore children and the pill doesn't agree with her.
Heard some horror stories of years gone by of people having it done but nothing recently.
The thought makes me want to spew if I'm honest.
Is that his actual surname.Another one on Dr Contractor's list here