The Raven
Striker
Should have chucked the kernt back in.
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Should have chucked the kernt back in.
I stopped an old lady from falling down the escalator at Kings Corss tube station once. She'd got in a right pickle trying to get her suitcase on it with her and was toppling over backwards. No idea whether the fall would/could have been fatal but I don't imagine it would have done her much good.
You shouldn't have intervened. There's nothing funnier than old people falling over like.
Yes, it did. She's sitting across from me now.
Once bought a second hand book from Oxfam. That will have saved a couple of brown kids.
Pulled à team mates tongue out of my throat after he'd been battered.
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wow. That must have been a horrendous experience.Resuscitated my son when he was two and he stopped breathing.
Stopped people from committing suicide.
Yes. A friend of mine had a gun at his head, I spent 4 hours talking him out of it. VERY scary.
He shot himself in the head three years later.
It’s possible when someone is unconscious that they lose muscle tone around their jaw which can cause the tongue to block their airway. It’s physically impossible to swallow your tongue.1997 in the Ministry of Sound's nightclubs main room at around 5am on a Sunday morning a girl fell off one of the speakers, banged her head on it before hitting the floor. She'd swallowed her tongue, I unblocked her airway did a bit of mouth to mouth a minute later she was backup dazed but ok her mates carted her off but all thanked me. I don't even remember her name, only she was blonde and pretty tidy plus at that time of the night the music is seriously loud. I just carried on dancing and helped myself to a few freebies from the witnesses
Need to get a job mate