Discussion in 'SMB' started by LondonMackem, Jun 10, 2019.

  1. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    I wouldn't call you a drunk, I'd call you another statistic when it comes to liver disease.
  2. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    What a load of rubbish.
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  3. A statistic thats not happened yet. Interesting view. I can see why you're respected by everyone on the board now.
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  4. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Water by the pint helps.
  5. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    You do you mate, but you're drinking a worrying amount. You can't remember when you last had a booze-free day, and you're drinking over 460 units of alcohol a month. To put that in perspective, that's about six pints a night, every night and more alcohol in a week than the average person should have in almost two months:

    9 bottles of wine at 10 units a bottle - 90 units
    8 pint cans of beer at 2 units a can - 16 units

    That's about 106 units a week, or 15 a day, so 470 over a 31 day month.

    The average person should drink 14 units a week, that's two a day or over two months, 124 units.

    So your 106 in a week is almost the recommended limit for two months.
    Last edited: Jun 13, 2019 at 2:01 AM
  6. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Worry all you want marra I don’t worry about anything.
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  7. Dennis

    Dennis Central Defender

    That is way too low. 7 pints a week man, not even enough to get pissed once
  8. RedHouseMackem

    RedHouseMackem Midfield

    Jesus wept - I get sick of hearing this drivel.

    I admit that i drink a lot and that i always have.

    All my life i have been constantly reminded and warned that my drinking would see the end of me.

    This has been going on since i was 18 and i am now 62.

    I guess i average around 144 units a week.

    I dont get drunk - I dont bother anyone - I workout everyday - I dont have any serious health problems.

    So whats your problem with Social Drinkers?

    Probably drop down dead tomorra now i have said this lol
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  9. hank williams

    hank williams Striker

    I was the same as you getting telt from barmaids who'd see me fall owa pissed then give me a bollocking for been pissed :lol:

    To marras who'd then happily lend me £20 so I could start over again

    To my family

    I'm 48 now & seen most of the barmaids & my marras off lost two last year year to the drink I'm still gan strong

    My 10th morning sober

    Haven't had a bottle of cider on a morning now I've missed it but been defo worth it fir the few quid I've
    Managed to save my self

    Like you probably get knocked owa later on gan to my alcky meeting :lol:
  10. RedHouseMackem

    RedHouseMackem Midfield

    Top Man:)
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  11. st joes lad

    st joes lad Striker

    Used to drink every night years ago,lucky to drink twice a year these days,don't really miss it at all
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  12. RedHouseMackem

    RedHouseMackem Midfield

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  13. hank williams

    hank williams Striker

    That's only cause of your daft shift patterns at graft :lol:
  14. st joes lad

    st joes lad Striker

    Got sick of the hangovers,would go to the footie on Saturdays and drink all day then spend the Sunday really hungover,guess I just out grew getting drunk all the time
    In the end my hangovers were lasting 2 days,thought to myself this is just not worth it,I only drink now if I am going away for weekends which is not very often,only drank twice this year and that was our 2 trips to Wembley

    Haven't really drank for a few years now mate,can't be arsed with it apart from on the odd occasion I go away for weekends
    Last edited: Jun 13, 2019 at 4:58 AM
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  15. hank williams

    hank williams Striker

    I've had some monumental hang overs worst I didn't dare blink in case I followed through
  16. st joes lad

    st joes lad Striker

    Nowt worse is there,sitting around all day wishing for it to be the next day so your hangover would go away,don't miss them days at all like lol
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  17. My problem is that one bottle isn't quite enough, and when you've opened the second......
    Though I have at least 9 days completely off it every 5 weeks due to my shift pattern.
    Renamed the night shift the detox shift.
  18. Vauxie

    Vauxie Midfield

    Weekend starts tonight here in M.East so im reet on it tonight, a 4 hour brunch the morn then just a fee Sat afternoon cos its a school night.
  19. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  20. Mr Whippy

    Mr Whippy Midfield

    Did the Bubbalicious Brunch a few years ago. Thought I was big and clever drinking everything available to me in the midday sun. Woke up in the morning covered in shite :lol:
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