Forrest Gump
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Shame you never had the polis at the door.Never ,one I’ve always had strong morals and two me Fatha would have brayed me like I was a grown bloke .
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Shame you never had the polis at the door.Never ,one I’ve always had strong morals and two me Fatha would have brayed me like I was a grown bloke .
Law abiding folkShame you never had the polis at the door.
Me anarlLaw abiding folk
This is a Gregg's pastie short of a potential gold postEarly teens, through Seaham, lost my busfare. Started walking back to Ryhope in the pissing rain. Police car pulled over, asked me where I was going, and gave me a lift home.
Top lads.
You own a knocking shop?They come to my door every day.
. Mattress for a cause . I like that oneAs a kid, I remember a knock at the door around bomby night (just fuck off... you'll be calling tits chebs next!) and when I asked who it was, the reply came "the poliss".
I opened it up and said copper had some foreign fella with him pointing at me saying "yes, yes, he was the one who took it". Apparently he'd had a mattress nicked "for the cause" and was blaming me. The lying get. All I can put it down to is my "friends" (bastards to a man) putting me in the frame. Luckily the copper could see that I was a good 'un.
Yes, said it a few times, therefore never did, and shit myself when it was a possibility. I got caught with a Garfield in my pocket but the shop keeper let me offWhos Ma and Da said this to them, and did you....
Just the once for me. I was a murder investigation like so surely top points for that
So did you bring them to the door or not?Kind of. I was drinking underage in the local club (numb as fuck of course...must have been a fair few in there who knew me dad) onto my second pint and then came the hand on my shoulder...I'll get this one - but any trouble etc...
He knew I was at the age where I would be pushing the boat but made the point on his own terms so that I'd understand.
You were helping with lunch at 2 years old?Does being taken home in a Black Maria count?
My dad had asked if I wanted to go to church with him but I said no, so he went off on his own. Typically for a child as soon as he went out of the door I decided that I wanted to go and, without bothering with shoes or coat, I left the house.
At some point people noticed that there was a two year old wandering the streets and the Police were called. By the time that they arrived someone had recognised me as my dad’s child and the Police took me home to my unsuspecting mother who assumed that I had gone with Dad and was making the lunch.
I got banned from Asda when I was 14. I’ve always wanted to write to them and get my ban liftedonce for lighting fires down the burn.
once for ringing 999 and hanging up.
once for stealing gel pens from asda.
They have to go somewhere for a brew.They come to my door every day.
Not that I’m aware of. Ask Mrs K.This is a Gregg's pastie short of a potential gold post
You own a knocking shop?
Maybe, but i try not to go home when I’m working.They have to go somewhere for a brew.
A copper lives next door but one to me and there are marked cars regularly parked outside when they have obviously popped in for a brew and a chat.Not that I’m aware of. Ask Mrs K.
Maybe, but i try not to go home when I’m working.
I have probably popped home twice in the 10 years I’ve been here. Back in the mother country and when i was in CID I can’t lie...it was a bit more regularly, probably once every six months and only if i was conducting an inquiry in the area and Mrs K was at home.A copper lives next door but one to me and there are marked cars regularly parked outside when they have obviously popped in for a brew and a chat.