Divn't bring the poliss to the door...

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Blanco y Tinto, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. Blanco y Tinto

    Blanco y Tinto Midfield

    Whos Ma and Da said this to them, and did you....
    Just the once for me. I was a murder investigation like so surely top points for that :cool::cool:
  2. Yes, me sadly. I was a little twat when i was a youngun.
  3. Was
  4. Twice. Once for hiding wheelie bins. The other was part of a murder investigation. I wasn't involved but I was in the gym the night some bloke murdered his wife.
  5. Me and you both.
  6. Thanks Steven.
  7. :lol::lol:
  8. Old Prestonian

    Old Prestonian Striker

    Me anarl.
  9. Pants

    Pants Winger

    My sister did when she got hit by a motorbike. Me, being fresh from watching The Young Ones, started running about the house shouting "Look out! It's the pigs!".

    I got in trouble with the folks for that.
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  10. andy

    andy Striker

    Mine said dinnit not divvent.
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  11. I was once stopped driving near Gill bridge. Copper asked me to come to the back and to see the problem. I said I couldn't see one.

    I'd forgot to turn my lights on as it was late but a light night, during the summer.

    People were flashing their lights, but I waved back as I thought they knew me.

    In the back of the car, I had three mates all drunk.

    The cop breathalysed me, but I had not touch a drop all night, so he let me off with a warning.
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  12. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    Brought the police to our door and had parents arrested for saying "divn't" and "poliss".

    It was cringe-central, not Newcastle central.
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  13. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

  14. Anth9ftm

    Anth9ftm Midfield

    once for lighting fires down the burn.

    once for ringing 999 and hanging up.

    once for stealing gel pens from asda.
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  15. :lol:. Was about three month since I'd passed my test
  16. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    just painted a funny picture:lol:
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  17. Same here. My mam and dad had 8 kids, who was the only little bastard that brought the police to the door?... ME!!:lol:
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  18. AlpineExile

    AlpineExile Striker

    Corrected. Not so cool sounding now.
  19. RichD

    RichD Striker

    I was brought up in Hendon so they had a season ticket ;)
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  20. Hongkongphooey

    Hongkongphooey Striker

    Once for putting a snowball through a window, was aiming at my mate, couldn’t run away for laughing, didn’t laugh when the coppers turned up and when my dad got home from work.

    You can’t get arrested for being thick mate:lol:

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