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Striker
Mate, there are many more to top them man
Now that's a good one
Another bad one
There is a famous bar crawl in Donegal called the inishowen 100. Basically 100km drive around the Atlantic coastline stopping at bars on the way. You hire a bus and head off.
There was about 20 odd of us and after about 14 bars and stupid amounts of pints it was time to move on, only I had fallen asleep on the toilet (common occurrence) and my missus thought I was already on the bus.
I was awoken by an angry publican at 2 in the morning banging on the toilet door.
Being in the middle of rural Ireland I had zero chance of getting back to the in laws.
Thankfully a very helpful Garde (copper) came and gave me a lift back to the in laws house. It was a two hour drive with me busting for a piss for most of it but I didn’t dare ask him to pull over so I could have a slash.
His parting words to me were “maybe you should knock the the drink on the head you fuckin eejit”