Could you account for your movements while drunk?

[JAZZMANB]

I didn't say you would say I would, I said I wouldn't.

Have you met Herbal?

Yes loads of times ,he doesn't remember though
He's usually whimpering "where am I "

The lightweights go home when they’ve “had enough”. The heavyweights don’t know the meaning of the phrase.

I must be super heavyweight then ,I do what you do and don't forget
I'm mixing my weights up

 

[HellsBells]

I googled how to get home last week

Did you actually type “how do I get home” into google?

 

[monkeytassle]

Did you actually type “how do I get home” into google?

According to my search history I did yes

 

[Keawyeds]

Been listening to some murder podcasts

That might be the greatest start to a Dave Herbal thread ever

 

[niknak_123]

Tag yourself in Facebook in every place you visit and then you can use it as an alibi if there is a murder

 

[Parkmaverick]

@Sneech - herbal was adopted wasn't he?

The sitcom I'm working on is called Herbal Life.

Ne fcuker will believe the shenanigans are real.

 

[jedi_toaster]

If I didn’t remember the murders I did then what would I think about whilst wanking?

 

[Lambchops]

If I didn’t remember the murders I did then what would I think about whilst wanking?

same as the rest of us - your mam

 

[Phil_Harmonic]

You’re f***ing class you

 

[jedi_toaster]

same as the rest of us - your mam

She was my first.

 

[Lambchops]

She was my first.

 

[Hair Flick]

She was my first.

 

[jedi_toaster]

You’re on the list now after that spoiler yesterday.

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Tarantino hangover
- n. The kind of hangover whereby one's memory behaves in the style of Pulp Fiction; one's recollections of the night before appear in a seemingly random order and one has to wait until one has seen all of them to finally understand what happened.

 

[Bob Fleming]

I suffer the blackout depending on what I drink. Large intakes of high volume beers and or spirits and I can lose hours usually awakening in bed.

But their have been times where I cannot account for the previous few hours but then find myself out somewhere with amazing clarity again. Think more than alcohol may have been involved in those.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Used to call it the "Beer Teleport" - there used to be one in Ku which beamed me straight back home every Friday night

 

[Brexit]

My memory is dreadful at the best of times but once I've had a grog then it just goes blank until I'm reminded about things and then it all comes back.

 

[Hair Flick]

I suffer the blackout depending on what I drink. Large intakes of high volume beers and or spirits and I can lose hours usually awakening in bed.

But their have been times where I cannot account for the previous few hours but then find myself out somewhere with amazing clarity again. Think more than alcohol may have been involved in those.

You got a bit of talc on your nose there, Bob

 

[Bob Fleming]

You got a bit of talc on your nose there, Bob

That really is the only white stuff going near me these days.

Mind I've never actually talc'd myself. Apart from in me shoes and socks.

 

[Sneech]

@Sneech - herbal was adopted wasn't he?

I think he just turned up one day and started living in the house, a bit like Paddington, but bigger, dafter, and more unbelievable.