Could you account for your movements while drunk?

[Dave Herbal]

Could you not be tracked using your ankle tag

Why would I have an ankle tag pray tell?

 

[Mackem00]

WhatsApp is proving to be my alibi this morning. Turns out i dance like a nob. A camp nob.

 

[Dan The Man]

I was in Wakefield a few years back and was that hammered I remember nothing apart from telling a bouncer I was going to buy the bar I had been turned away from and sack him (which I was told was about 9pm) until about 3am when I stumbled into my mates going to get something to eat. Apparently I walked through a full on fight with about 10 lads ( I wasn’t involved I just wanted to get to the bar) and I never left my mates side all night.