Laeotaekhun
Striker
Or you could drink that much and not drive. Just cause people have a skinful it doesn't make them a cock.
Wearing double denim does though.
Apparently.
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Or you could drink that much and not drive. Just cause people have a skinful it doesn't make them a cock.
Just claim you've been using mouthwash.
Drink-driver crashed while four times the limit - the morning after
I've heard bacon works.How can you not realise that you are still pissed. Just over maybe you have a bit of a point but 4 times over??
As an aside, stick a copper coin in your mouth just before the test if you are ever stopped. It does fuck all for the reading but is funny as fuck watching people think they are beating the system, then the extra resulting charge of attempting to pervert the course of justice is even funnier.
I've heard bacon works.
sorry if I offended you marraI’ve heard your jokes are shit
sorry if I offended you marra
What jokes?You didn’t offend me, I just think your jokes are shit
Didn't know you were a golfing type marraI have the option of drink after I have played golf on a Wednesday, it is either drink and don't drive or don't drink and drive. The former is much more fun but a pain in the arse the next day as I have to trek back and get the car which means in reality, the latter happens more often than not.
I dare say, in younger days, I definitely didn't appreciate the influence you would be under from the night before, irrespective of how you felt.
Yes marraDidn't know you were a golfing type marra
Enjoy hitting them ballsYes marra
Golf course is no place for you and your 3/4 length trousers mind.Enjoy hitting them balls
Wrong person marra that was streakerGolf course is no place for you and your 3/4 length trousers mind.
HilariousIf i have a heavy session and need to drive the next morning, I have a can of what ever is left from the night before to settle me down and to help me concentrate. Fortunately not been stopped once. I also keep my phone in my pocket.
Someone will get hurt before then, i betThanks mental, it will catch up with you sooner or later
Baaaaaals. There were pics of you on holiday in your twat pantsWrong person marra that was streaker
What jokes?
you made a joke about putting a coin in the mouthExactly, jokes make people laugh.
<a href="Clamping down on the morning after drivers">Clamping down on the morning after drivers</a>How can you not realise that you are still pissed. Just over maybe you have a bit of a point but 4 times over??
As an aside, stick a copper coin in your mouth just before the test if you are ever stopped. It does fuck all for the reading but is funny as fuck watching people think they are beating the system, then the extra resulting charge of attempting to pervert the course of justice is even funnier.
That was streaker @Royston Vasey took the picture.Baaaaaals. There were pics of you on holiday in your twat pants
I have one and use it regularly. It gives different levels as the day goes by so I’m pretty confident it works. I know it’ll not be calibrated to the same standard as a police breathalyser but it’s better than a wild guess.I have one and I’m not convinced it works. It’s not for seeing if I’m over the limit for driving mind, more just out of interest.
I blew under the limit on Boxing Day at 8am. I knew for a fact I was still hammered.