It’s a minefield of social norms isn’t it?
If I go to a friend’s house and cook something on the BBQ, just me and him, is that gay or not?
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It’s a minefield of social norms isn’t it?
If I go to a friend’s house and cook something on the BBQ, just me and him, is that gay or not?
dangermows
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Abu Dhabi Red and White
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When Joey Fab insists on the back row with a hovering arm and hand...allegedly
Oh right.
Doesn’t Dave have a spreadsheet and a clipboard for his pub crawls?
I wonder if he goes to restaurants, pushes his spectacles up to the glass and counts how many same-sex pairings he sees.
Voice of fair play
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Went to Wetherspoons for lunch with fellow male,when went to the Darts at Newcastle last month does that count?
MackneyHackem
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The fact that you had to ‘lad it up’ by making it a BBQ is disappointing to be honest.
dangermows
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Did you drink alcohol with it? I think that might be a loophole.
Son of Stan
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I think a lot of women (I'm too old to say girlsIs that aimed at me?
In all seriousness though, I always thought it was HOWEVER I am toying with the idea of going on my own but the girls were like “no it’s weird”
) think it's weird because it makes you look sad or like you haven't got a bloke. Sod that, do what you want to do.
dangermows
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Buys fitbits to check if their lass is shagging about (heart rates or summit) iirc.
There were plenty agreeing with him mind, so fair play to Dave.
Voice of fair play
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Yeah got a burger meal that had a pint included in the price,then drank for the rest of the afternoon and night!
So I would think should class as a loophole
the boot
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just sit next to some one. No one will know.
A good idea until her HR is up for another reason.
I get above 130 easily just thinking about food.
It’s a proper blokes BBQ as well
PixieFaceFTM
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I think a lot of women (I'm too old to say girls
To be fair I do fit into that criteria mind
That’s what I said though
dangermows
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I think a lot of women (I'm too old to say girls
Blokes usually make women look sad
MackneyHackem
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Pal of mine came round on Friday for a few drinks in the house before we went down to Brixton for a gig.
Said he hadn’t eaten so I knocked up a bit of tagliatelle cos I had some ragu that needed using.
Would hate to be so insecure that I couldn’t force strings of pasta up my arse hole and have my mate suck them out like.
Abu Dhabi Red and White
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I remember being on my own in a cinema in Glasgow in the 7os. It was pitch black and a lass was trying to find a seat and inadvertenly sat on my knee - I think we both screamed...
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I didn't have children when the The Lion King came out. I desperately wanted to see it but felt the same as it's a child's film.
I was chatting to my neighbour who asked if I knew anyone who could look after her two little girls that Saturday as her Mam was sick and couldn't have them. I immediately volunteered and offered to take them to the pictures as a treat. Result
It's one of the most anti-social forms of entertainment there are. Why would it be weird to go alone?
MackneyHackem
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Because what if someone saw you? You’d surely faint through the shame of it and it would only add to the embarrassment.
It would get the rumour mill going as well like.
“Our lass’s mate’s sister says she seen him down the cinema on his own man, eeeeeeeeee!”
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