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What part of B.Oddie is rude?
Tits?
Tits?
Best partridge episode
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hefty em
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I preferred S2. Was crying laughing at that ep last night, and it's not like I've not seen it a fair few times before.
Bungo Bill
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"How are we going to eat and what floor's the restaurant on?"
"The answer is The Chinese Way and Level 42."
"The answer is The Chinese Way and Level 42."
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Anyone watched 'Scissored Isle' ?
Father Jack Hackett
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Watership Alan and possibly my favourite ever scene:
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"You feed beef burgers to swans"
Village Idiot
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longtimelurker
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I had to take that single into work (it was my Mam's!) years ago as a bloke I worked with reckoned it didn't exist. The pair of us were standing in the Hall listening to it - and laughing - and in came the Mayor who was early for an event. Almost a Partridge moment in itself.
"And a iddybiddybitredInidanboy"
"....Something else in Geordie." *stretch*
Rare to see Sunderland get a shout out in an episode, too.
"Tell ya what al dee, al dee a quick fix it job on it for noo."
Just thinking about this, I can't be the only one who has ever sang 'Goldfinger' like Alan, when walking down a grass verge?
"Hands up! Gimme all your petrol!"
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MackemMagic
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"Yeah...I've been eating some mousse"
Watched it on a flight. Switched it off after twenty mins. It was absolutely dreadful, I was embarrassed by it.
JonnotheMackem
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"You have a lot of issues, Alan"
"Yeah...of What Car? magazine!"
"Yeah...of What Car? magazine!"
billybumbler
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Alan Attraction with the lovely Jill, 50. The big plate, and the laughing bloke in the lift.
"this country..."
"this country..."
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Read the small print in your "conetract".
"Idea for a program called Yachting Mishaps. Some funny, some tragic"
"Lynne's a good worker, but I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she's got a moustache."
"Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!"
"Lynne's a good worker, but I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she's got a moustache."
"Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!"
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His books are wonderful too. The audio books are anyway. Nomad not quite as good as the first but still very funny.
Yeah. Gonna hump ya. Like deputy dawg would hump ya.
Don't shine that torch in my face mate.
Yeah. Gonna hump ya. Like deputy dawg would hump ya.
Don't shine that torch in my face mate.
I'm reading Nomad at the moment. It's making me laugh a lot. The Edmonds chapter is particularly funny...
I read the first page at Xmas and put it down. Must go back to it
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