Best partridge episode

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Arkle said:
I'm reading Nomad at the moment. It's making me laugh a lot. The Edmonds chapter is particularly funny...
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Heh heh. Aye, he doesn't hate Edmonds though. My favourite bit is when he *****SPOILER****




Ends up in the Channel Tunnel.

Tyrion Lannister said:
Anyone watched 'Scissored Isle' ?
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Yeah I liked bits. His dog getting hold of a sheep off camera and getting locked in the warehouse particularly.
 
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Michael: Me, I'd, I-I-I'd have an, an Apache attack helicopter.
Alan Partridge: Oh, great.
Michael: Aye. I'd gan back to school. But first I'd take out the labs and then I'd type into the attack computer 'Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher'. Blow 'im to bits.
Alan Partridge: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.
Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. Erm, who's Tom Donaldson?
Michael: Oh, he's just a mate.
 
girojim said:
He's from a nice area but there's too many blacks

Alan ushers him out of the room and when he comes back in they're all looking in his drawer.:lol:
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I like how you never see what's in the drawer. I've often pondered this, for far too long really... :lol:

After the first series I wrote to the BBC for an Alan Partridge picture/ autograph for my then boyfriend. They passed on a great letter, signed photo and one of his blazer badges, probably like this one which you can now get from the internet (with tie).
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knowing me knowing yule

could watch every series over and over again
 
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That one...
 
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