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Should use Steve Bruce to cushion the impact of it
Armageddon them to tenth you know.
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Should use Steve Bruce to cushion the impact of it
No, we've already decided it's a ninja.Why do they have to keep an eye on it? Is it like a weeping angel?
The Express would love us all to die horribly mind.
Or this?Do asteroids move closer if nobody is watching? Is it a ninja?
I'm sure loads of philosophers will be pondering that, right up to their obliteration.Do asteroids move closer if nobody is watching? Is it a ninja?
f***ing hell, the gravity field from the asteroid is disrupting my space-time continuum.No, we've already decided it's a ninja.
The Express would love us all to die horribly mind.
"Immigrants turn the sky dark for the next 1000 years"Even if it did hit the next day the Express would have '70 mph winds to batter Britain ,travel chaos expected'
Just jump in the air at the same time as impact.
DIANA MEMORIAL DESTROYED BY ASTEROIDEven if it did hit the next day the Express would have '70 mph winds to batter Britain ,travel chaos expected'
Shit was going to top up my collectionI'd better not put the washing out on Thursday, just in case.
"Though several million miles away astronomers fear a slight deviation from its orbit will put it on a headlong collision course with the planet."
I would like to know what could cause a mile wide lump of rock travelling at 30,000 MPH to "deviate slightly" ?
26 lunar distances makes it about 6.3 million miles from earth.
I think we'll just make it.
Are the Express predicting sub zero temperatures and blizzards for Britain this summer?