Asteroid a MILE wide to hurtle past Earth in 72 HOURS - as experts warn of MASS EXTINCTION

[riffraff]

It will hit Seaburn first ,the ripples will be felt on Station Rd ,extensions will be devastated.

One in the eye for the sandies.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

That is deep mate. Love it. Not going to disagree with any of that. You have put it succinctly.Certainly all plausible. Whilst they can't fuck about with every telescope in the world. Which would surely debunk the k unts if they tried any of shit. Can anyone confirm this sighting on a independent telescope?

I certainly wouldn't put it past them to use this event in their propaganda and personal aims

swap out 'geet big asteroid' for 'whacky coalition - proven by all the polls' and now you're talking conspiracies/actually what is happening

 

[Some Random Guy]

Had to had Morgan freeman as Barack Obama years before it happened (almost mind control ) and tia Leoni. Nuff said

You didn't mention Robert Duvall. Nuff wasn't said.

 

[The Omega Man]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/576300/Asteroid-1999-FN53-Earth-May-14-mass-extinction-NASA

A collision would be nothing short of catastrophic triggering mass destruction, earthquakes and global extinction.
1.5 billion people would be killed if the asteroid hit

Probs be bullcrap

At least we'll avoid relegation.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Are they really that popular like mate?

sold dozens of records now - sell outs

 

[Some Random Guy]

At least we'll avoid relegation.

Wash your mouth out, we're out of it.

 

[heroesof73]

Bugger I've just paid my credit card bill

 

[Skandhaless]

I'm white British. I'll be fine.

It's a Marxist asteroid , loaded with illegal immigrants and its aimed directly at the tomb of the unknown soldier

 

[Discopants91]

Fuck it, 72 hours to blow all me money on cocaine and hookers.

£6.25 a day

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Fuck it, 72 hours to blow all me money on cocaine and hookers.

£6.25 a day

to Sinatra's! post haste!!

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

swap out 'geet big asteroid' for 'whacky coalition - proven by all the polls' and now you're talking conspiracies/actually what is happening

Bang on mate

 

[The Omega Man]

Wash your mouth out, we're out of it.

Do the PL know this?

 

[Some Random Guy]

It's a Marxist asteroid , loaded with illegal immigrants and its aimed directly at the tomb of the unknown soldier

Britain is boring, it will hit and get Africa or Asia, they get all of the disasters these days.

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

You didn't mention Robert Duvall. Nuff wasn't said.

Fuck. School boy error

 

[ReidysLeftLug]

disappointing answer; I was hoping you were going to say it was an illuminati seeded scare story in order to cause a global stock crash earning 'them' billions as they'd shorted the market and the then they'd double up when market rose after the 'asteroid' 'safely' passed us all by; also something to do with holograms. and clangers

You know too much, consider yourself on 'the list'.

 

[Walter White]

If you jump when it hits, you'll be safe.

 

[Skandhaless]

Britain is boring, it will hit and get Africa or Asia, they get all of the disasters these days.

That's ok then , probably not make the news.

 

[FootballFan]

Fuck.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

You know too much, consider yourself on 'the list'.

they'll not catch me

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[FootballFan]

Fuck it, 72 hours to blow all me money on cocaine and hookers.

£6.25 a day

good plan