Asteroid a MILE wide to hurtle past Earth in 72 HOURS - as experts warn of MASS EXTINCTION

[The Exile]

Should use Steve Bruce to cushion the impact of it

Armageddon them to tenth you know.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Why do they have to keep an eye on it? Is it like a weeping angel?

No, we've already decided it's a ninja.

 

[PinzaC55]

The Express would love us all to die horribly mind.

They would be happy if it hit Scotland like.

 

[Pants]

Do asteroids move closer if nobody is watching? Is it a ninja?

Or this?

 

[Roger Senseless]

Do asteroids move closer if nobody is watching? Is it a ninja?

I'm sure loads of philosophers will be pondering that, right up to their obliteration.

 

[Pants]

No, we've already decided it's a ninja.

f***ing hell, the gravity field from the asteroid is disrupting my space-time continuum.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

If this was to actually be heading our way do we (humans) have the Fire power to completely destroy it before it enter our atmosphere? Or failing that maybe knock it off course?

There must be some sort of plans in place

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

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[Deleted member 5265]

This wouldn't have happened under a Labour government.

 

[becs]

I'd better not put the washing out on Thursday, just in case.

 

[MEEKLANGLEYFTM]

Oh well it's an excuse to boink owa lass il tell her it maybe the last time, 72hours you say??? Oh well 1 a day for the next three days canny

 

[Cheesy Feet]

The Express would love us all to die horribly mind.

Even if it did hit the next day the Express would have '70 mph winds to batter Britain ,travel chaos expected'

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

Even if it did hit the next day the Express would have '70 mph winds to batter Britain ,travel chaos expected'

"Immigrants turn the sky dark for the next 1000 years"

 

[Luca]

Just jump in the air at the same time as impact.

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[Pants]

Even if it did hit the next day the Express would have '70 mph winds to batter Britain ,travel chaos expected'

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[Switch]

26 lunar distances makes it about 6.3 million miles from earth.

I think we'll just make it.

Are the Express predicting sub zero temperatures and blizzards for Britain this summer?

 

[Deleted member 29601]

Will Greece still be in the Euro?

 

[Spot]

I'd better not put the washing out on Thursday, just in case.

Shit was going to top up my collection

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

"Though several million miles away astronomers fear a slight deviation from its orbit will put it on a headlong collision course with the planet."

I would like to know what could cause a mile wide lump of rock travelling at 30,000 MPH to "deviate slightly" ?

immigrants according the UKIPs science spokesman

 

[Cheesy Feet]

26 lunar distances makes it about 6.3 million miles from earth.

I think we'll just make it.

Are the Express predicting sub zero temperatures and blizzards for Britain this summer?

Light winds with rain spreading east by evening also 200ft Tsunami to decimate the Balkans,a 'wave' of immigrants on the way here,you vote should they come??