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Discussion in 'SMB' started by Ditchboy, Jul 11, 2019.

  1. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Striker

    Why do blokes have to leave the loo seat up? I let the carpet fitter use the loo the other day and he left the seat up - in my own house! :mad:
     
  2. sick

    sick Winger

    We need it up more often than we need it down.
     
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  3. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Would you be more annoyed if he pissed all over it and left it?

    You should get a fixed seat.
     
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  4. Johnap

    Johnap Midfield Contributor

    Took me a while to work that one out. God I am getting slow these days!
     
  5. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    it took the police a while too
     
  6. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    :lol:
    At least you're famous.
     
  7. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Striker

    I'd be happier if he just replaced it to where it was. Toilet etiquette and all that.
     
  8. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Why do women love to criticise .. Everything..
     
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  9. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Don't say that ^ pompy fan with a soft spot for sunderland
     
  10. Horatio Pugwash

    Horatio Pugwash Striker

    The egg
    Obviously
     
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  11. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Why not
     
  12. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Because I'm a Lady you know.
     
  13. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    So.. I I got a willy you got a fanny.. We're even.. Xxxx
     
  14. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    In a clip with Bing Crosby he himself pronounces it Bowie. Calling his son Zowie Bowie makes no real sense either unless it is pronounced Bowie. All his later change to pronouncing it as Bowie did was make his backtracking more obvious. I still loved the bastard.
     
  15. How much cloud is required to differentiate between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
     
  16. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    It’s subjective.
     
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  17. Surely a lemon should be called a yellow
     
  18. Churchlanelad

    Churchlanelad Goalkeeper

    Where can you get the perfect espresso in Sunderland?
     
  19. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Newcastle...

    And he wanked on your carpet
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2019
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  20. Is that bow as in row, or bow as in row?
     

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