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[chunkyshanhawk53]

Every. Single. f***ing. Thread.

You. Were. Not. Even. On. It. You. Complete. Tart

 

[joemcdokes]

I ask those sort of questions at work but never get an answer.

 

[EchoMan]

Is the Bowie in David Bowie pronounced Bowie or Bowie?

Bowie. Definitely Bowie

 

[Boinger]

Bowie. Definitely Bowie

So thats sorted..Bowie it is. Thank God for SMB

 

[The Exile]

If you give the answer 'incorrect' on the Countdown Conundrum, do you win?

 

[EchoMan]

If there are AA, AAA, C and D batteries, why are there no B batteries?

 

[MunkyHeed]

if an orange is called an orange. and a lemon is called a lemon.

why is a banana not called a yellow.

Apparently the Orange fruit was named before the colour.

 

[Boinger]

If there are AA, AAA, C and D batteries, why are there no B batteries?

Fear of offending stutterers... PC gone mad!

 

[OLDROKERENDER]

Why don't you see white dog sh*t any more ?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Why don't you see white dog sh*t any more ?

People used to give their dogs big bones to eat and all the calcium in the bone turned their shit white, people tend to just use dog food these days.

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Don't ever ask the question "How many feet are there in a yard?" in Cromwell Street.

 

[sick]

Nobody will beat this question.

I’m going to ask them.

They'll have been asked before, it's a Jason Manford joke from a few years ago.

 

[jarramackem]

What came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[Deleted member 45261]

...but have been to embarrassed to ask.

What are the little spinny things you sometimes see on the roof of vans? They look like rotating black discs.

Feel free to ask your own embarrassing question.

why do blokes have nipples?

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Not a citrus fruit iirc.

Why is cheese?

Banana is a herb

 

[Boinger]

why do blokes have nipples?

Because the womans egg is female.. The sperm decides the sex... I think!

 

[sick]

Why don't you see white dog sh*t any more ?

There maybe be something in the diet thing but they do still turn white when they get old. I'd imagine the reason that you don't see them anymore is because you don't play on the grass as much as you used to as a child and also because some people pick their dog shit up now, meaning there isn't as much of any colour about.

 

[buckowski]

Jagermeister drinks...why in 2 glasses?

Technical reason or just bollocks?

 

[Goat Eyes]

They'll have been asked before, it's a Jason Manford joke from a few years ago.

Ah ok, I won’t then.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Do you believe in Extra-Terrestrials?