The Mighty Mackem
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This was the moment I totally gave up on him (aye, I gave him the benefit of the doubt for ages).That miss at home to West Ham in front of the south stand
Where he somehow defied physics and kicked the ball off his own arse with an open goal beckoning? I wasn't even shocked when it happened.That miss at home to West Ham in front of the south stand
That's the oneWhere he somehow defied physics and kicked the ball off his own arse with an open goal beckoning? I wasn't even shocked when it happened.
Shite crispiesI'm in Orlando at the moment. He's on the front of cereal boxes over here like he's some kind of world class athlete.
There's a cereal called f***ing Useless in Florida?!I'm in Orlando at the moment. He's on the front of cereal boxes over here like he's some kind of world class athlete.
I wouldn't have even said he tried a lotHe has no touch, no positional sense, not good in the air and doesn't know where the goal is but hey he tries a lot...... He is a terrible footballer.
They all get their turn on them boxes. There was wheater-bix head.I'm in Orlando at the moment. He's on the front of cereal boxes over here like he's some kind of world class athlete.
Been very good for American teams, and their national side hasn't he?Wasn't very good for us, or anyone really, but he hardly deserved being bitten by an El Salvadoran tonight.
We swapped him for Defoe