burchmackem
Striker
Wasn't very good for us, or anyone really, but he hardly deserved being bitten by an El Salvadoran tonight.
Altidore
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james93safc
Midfield
I'm in Orlando at the moment. He's on the front of cereal boxes over here like he's some kind of world class athlete.
geordiedean
Striker
Watched the game in a bar here and my god he was f***ing awful tonight
Terrible footballer......
SteveFTM
Striker
That's taking man marking a little too far.
Kid Galahad
Striker
Was it not an El Slavadoran?
If you don't get the joke I can't be chewed.....
DisillusionedOldGit
Winger
He did .
The Rolls Royce
Winger
Would do a cracking job in the Champo. Let him be the big fish in a smaller pond
He has no touch, no positional sense, not good in the air and doesn't know where the goal is but hey he tries a lot...... He is a terrible footballer.
You're in America mate?
Steeeeed86
Winger
SPUFF
Striker
Id sooner play the honeymonster up front.
Thank fuck we will never know.
Far Tibetan Mountain
Striker
Thomas Hauser was better, he is honestly that bad!
Lord Potts
Striker
That Fulham penalty of his was the funniest thing that I have seen in over 50 years of following the Lads. He bamboozled two defenders with sheer footballing ineptitude and would have missed the net if had been allowed to shoot.
I was standing next to a group of Dutch lads who before the game had asked me (and laughed) if it was "THE" Jozy Altidore on the team sheet and they pissed themselves every time he touched the ball or at least tried to. Where that lad got the idea that he was a footballer God knows - still Clubs paid him top whack.
To me it was his "finest hour" with Sunderland nee wonder they put him on a cornflake packet when he got home .
I was standing next to a group of Dutch lads who before the game had asked me (and laughed) if it was "THE" Jozy Altidore on the team sheet and they pissed themselves every time he touched the ball or at least tried to. Where that lad got the idea that he was a footballer God knows - still Clubs paid him top whack.
To me it was his "finest hour" with Sunderland nee wonder they put him on a cornflake packet when he got home .
davoak
Striker
He still haunts me the useless fuck. But at least he was funny on Twitter!That miss at home to West Ham in front of the south stand
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