Could have been worse... it could have been a condog.Mentioned this before. When I was in Cambridge I rented a room and one night had a lass I had been seeing round. After finishing the evenings activity I threw the condom towards the bin but it went besides a wardrobe and I fell asleep and forgot about it
The next day I had a planned inspection from the agency over lunch which I came back for. As one of the two women were leaning round to check the blinds and windows she stood on it and it stuck to her shoe.
After much screeching and swearing it was eventually scraped off with a coat hanger.