Things you've done that you're ashamed of

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Emma Chisset said:
One of my grannies made me go to the newsagents and buy her a Daily Mail.

I was so ashamed when I got to the front of the queue and had to mutter those dreadful words "Mail please" with head bowed and shoulders hunched.

I think I did even offer a weak grin and a "it's not for me!" to the assistant and queue.
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Should've bought a porn mag to hide it in to save your embarrassment.
 
Evil Jimmy Krankie said:
Also reminds me of an incident where I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a monk with the long brown robe tied in the middle. Also hadn’t shaved for a week so had a fairly noticeable beard coming along. Some bloke with a definite west midlands accent thought I was a woman and as much as I tried to get rid of him he wouldn’t take no for an answer. I’ve done some daft things when I was pissed but I’m certain I’d still be able to tell the difference between a bloke dressed as a monk and a woman.
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Did you Shag him?
 
Sneaked out of one of a wedding of one of my oldest mates, to "catch up on the footy results". Sneaked out of the function room and into the bar of this swanky hotel to check on the score only to find that the match was on TV.

I was in there for well over an hour with the brides brother and we both kind of forgot about the wedding, got into rounds and talking Sunderland (his season ticket was about 5 rows behind mine at the SoL) and we ended up very very drunk singing football songs. Didnt even realise our wives were looking for us

The manager of the hotel politlely suggested we go back to the wedding. Which we did only to walk in on the first dance.

My wifecstill cant talk to people about weddings without mentioning it.
 
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