Daffy
Striker
Share itI wrote a poem earlier on tonight in my poetry book.
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Share itI wrote a poem earlier on tonight in my poetry book.
And calling them "chicks" probably doesn't help, you loonOnce my boyband looks went, my jokes no longer entertained the chicks.
Striker takes on a goalkeeperMake up an original joke that could only be understood by the SMB.
Romance is not bullshit, its true soul if you know how to do it right.They say there is someone for everyone. Just hang on to that bullshit mate
Broads, Dames, instead?And calling them "chicks" probably doesn't help, you loon
Love @tunstall birdman me
Not in that way obviously that's just silly
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There’s no limit
My opening line would be "porn eh we all like it. What I cant understand is why they insist on using men with small cocks" "No but seriously I'm hung like a Chinese mouse" then show a slide with a Chinese mouse photoshoped with a 10 inch dick. I have thought about standing up especially when pissed.
On your good observation, I will be best to not use the 'Hey chicky babe' chat up line again then?
It explains soooo much, pal.
I heard two Sunderland old gannies have bought the search engine 'Yahoo' and are renaming it 'Yoohoo'.What search engine do dead bellboys in a haunted 1970’s hotel use?
Bingggggggg
Consistently funny. My friends call me Fed Ex cos I always deliver
On your good observation, I will be best to not use the 'Hey chicky babe' chat up line again then?
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I have actually used this before when pissed.
you loon
I have actually used this before when pissed.
Remember only the truth is funny.I have very high IQ